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| hootsmon | PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:02 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:18 pm Posts: 37 Location: Scotland | | Gents,
I want to share a technique with you that has sparked interest and helped improve my conversational rapport with women. My technique is a slight modification of Mystery and Style's photo routine. The photo routine is now easier than ever with modern mobile phones and smart phones you can perform the photo routine with great ease at the touch of a button. So here goes...
Last night I saw a hot chick sitting on her own on a couch in the club. I walked over to her being aware of my tonality not too sound too creepy. 'Hey, you look like you are having fun (said sarcastically) why aren't you dancing?' She told me she hated the song and I offered to sit down and keep her company- we had some small talk.
I asked where she was from and she told me she was American. I started telling her an amusing story about a friend of mine who married an American recently and the joke of the story was one of the brides cousin's told me she had a fat fanny! I advised the girl straight away that in the UK the fanny is the front and everyone was laughing. She found this hilarious which lead me to my next little trick. In this wonderful technological age of smart phones I showed her photo's of my friends 'blackening' this is an old Scottish country tradition that not even many city girls know about- let alone an American student. I showed her the process of tying the half naked groom to a telephone pole at the side of the road and covering him with treacle, eggs, flower, sugar beat, feathers, beer and all sorts of stuff. Then I showed her the grand finale video of him being covered in rotten cow feed from head to toe. This led to a dance and then an exchange of numbers before her friends came to pick her up to go elsewhere. I have shown this photo routine to a few girls now and although they are partly repulsed by the notion of being covered in shit but they all found it funny and are intrigued by and interested in the tradition.
In summary find a unique event and document it with photo's and short videos and find a good story to accompany it with and find an appropriate time in the conversation to build rapport with it. It can be funny, silly, cultural, bizarre, or all of the above. It is sure to impress and it will get them asking questions or at least laughing.
Try it and see. _________________ hootsmon
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