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In the show "How I met your mother" Their is an actual technique which an unattractive male uses on a very beautiful woman which get's him laid.

What is this technique?

The naked man is where you get the "target" to leave the room for a small period of time and in that small period you strip completely naked, including socks, and then pose in either a funny pose or a very egotistical and "smug" pose in which when she returns she either get's really turned on and has sex with you or she laughs but in the situation she is in she decides to have sex with you anyways or it could go terribly wrong and you get thrown out of her house of she leaves yours.

What kinds of poses are there?

Captain morgan - Stand naked with one foot resting on something and your hand straight above your eyes like your on a ship looking into the distance.

Superman - Stand naked with your legs together back straight, looking slightly up and giving a "smug" smile (Helps a lot if you have a muscular body)

Shocked - When she returns look shocked like she caught you while changing and try to cover yourself, then smile and uncover your body so it doesn't look as planned but your going with the situation anyway!

MerMAN - Lie on your side with your head propped up with your hand pulling a smug pose in this position with a devilish smile

Post replies if you have done any of these and it has worked to get you laid, positive feedback is appreciated. Thank you

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