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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:34 am 
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How do you 1) recognize a shit test and 2) handle one when a target throws one at you?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:45 pm 
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I find that shit tests (also called hoops) are one of the most challenging parts of the big game. they are also really fun, allows you to think on your feet, enables you to be faster at come backs and the taste of supreme satisfaction when the chick submits to your statement is so irresistible.

principles: Shit tests/Hoops are opportunities in which the chick is attempting to make you qualify yourself to her to see if you're ticking her boxes. A guy should never qualify themselves to the chick, if you do that, then the power which you hold will immediately be passed on to the chick. essentially she'll have you by the balls, NOT GOOD lol.

You'll know when you're facing a shit test when she puts you on the spot with a difficult question in which are expected to explain yourself.

One could prepare for these tests with prepared answers but the best way to handle yourself is by making the right decision in the situation.

3 ways to pass the test, either instead of giving her an answer you ask her a relevant question directed to her so that she has to qualify herself. another way is to give her a 'non answer' in which the answer is unsatisfactory and extremely vague. Or you could completely ignore the question.

was chatting to a chick on a dating site. she's was 34 years old and she gave me a big shit test "Aren't you a bit young for me?" So i replied "You says that you are right for me? Some people consider age to be an illusion or simply a number. but the question is that are we on the same wavelength?". And she responded "Very true" this shows that she submitted to me, i didnt give her a straight answer, i showed a potential disqualification to her, and i gave her a non-answer.

hope that i have helped. happy gaming dude ;-)


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:22 pm 
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there's a good post somewhere with a lot of shit tests and how to recognize them.

I wish i'd read this before, I definitely got shit tested by this one older girl (I'm 23, she's 27) online and I failed it hard, but it was OK because we barely talked.

Just have to never be defensive


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:57 am 
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shit test them first and enjoy them qualify themselves ;)


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:37 am 
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As soon as I heard of 'shit tests' I completely understood the concept, women had been using them for years (and using the usual AFC replies). I think once you grasp the concept of it and think on your feet when they use them & use the right way to answer it, the women are so much easier!


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