I don't normally do 'online pickup' I'm ussualy out and about during the day
but heres a weird case where a girl is testing me and I must have fucked up
the shit test.. I'd like your thoughts and opionions on what i should've said
and what I did wrong. Cheers
(i replaced her name with girl)
convo is long so scroll down to where its bold. There you'll get the idea
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Me
lol I love rubees
you up for a d&m convo with me?
7:27pmGirl
lol anyone will do!
7:29pmMe
well actually im just a hobo off of the street.. i just found someone already logged onto facebook
am i still cool to come, i mean your paying right?
LOL I'm totally messing with you :p:p
7:29pmGirl
lol i know! haha
7:30pmMe
haha
well then what time do you want to be picked up?
7:31pmGirl
im joking, im sure you've got better things to do!
7:32pmMe
lol well it seemed like such a spontanious thing to do
..but alright
7:32pmGirl
yeah true lol
7:33pmMe
i think you went to school with me a long time ago
i still remember because you had the biggest boobs i'd ever seen
lol sorry had to be honest
7:34pmGirl
HAHHA nah its cool, i get that all the time so it only seems natural for people to say those things
yeah we went to (x school)
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After heaps of convo
lol funny... just getting dressed now then going to lie in bed

:)
8:21pmMe
I had to run downstairs.. you know your a bad little girl, putting all these images in my mind! right now I'd love to look at your body
8:22pmGirl
lol i didnt even say anything bad for you to have those kind of thoughts!
8:23pmMe
I guess it's just my male nature
8:23pmGirl
maybe so!
8:24pmMe
yeah I wouldn't mind fucking you right now
laying there and running my mouth over your stomach and making my way up to your neck
8:24pmGirl
lol think you may have the wrong girl, im not into that kinda stuff
8:25pmMe
thats cool, you can just lay there while I kiss your neck and slowly make my way to your thighs
I guess I'm just an evil child
8:26pmGirl
yup you are
8:26pmMe

:) thanks
8:27pmMe
what are you doing during the week are you free?
(im on the phone)
8:28pmGirl
im gonna be gyming it and working
you?
8:28pmMe
meeting up with
you
8:29pmGirl
lol nah it wouldnt be a good idea
8:29pmMe
=/
yes it would

:)
8:30pmGirl
nope dont think so

:P why would you wanna meet up anyway when you dont know me that well
8:32pmMe
well so that I can know you well
lol doesnt that make sense?
and im off the phone now

:)
8:33pmGirl
it does make sense

:P
8:34pmMe
if you dont want to meet up I understand
8:34pmGirl
are you going out this weekend?
8:34pmMe
but id rather get to know you
nah I dont think so.. ive got work all the time
all weekend *
8:34pmGirl
nah its just that after wat you said up there makes me think that you only wanna meet me for sex
8:35pmMe
well I dont only want to meet you for sex.. I want to meet you and get to know you
but sex definatly isn't out of the picture
8:37pmGirl
i dont normally do things with a guy unless im in a relationship with him
8:37pmMe
obviously we could get to meet each other and find out what each others interests are.. but I like you, I think your hot
i see
i dont want a relationship.. so i guess thats where that ends
8:38pmGirl (I said that*)
yeah neither do i (