Hey guys,

So the story so far is I've got this HB7 I'm gaming, and we're texting as I type. Thing is, she's 22 I'm the younger part of 16.

We used to work together blah blah, been out driving just us before.

Ok, so she's at her house saying how she's gotta cook for herself this week, and what a shame that is. I said I'd cook her a mean lasagne, to which she replies..

Hmmm so what would I have to do in return for that lasagne? Cheese on toast is my best option other than that!x

Need a reply that won't give her the chance to patronise, whilst still keep the game going, and getting me round there. I was thinking, "well how about you pick me up with a bottle of wine'

what do?

Shadowsun

Hi.
Impressive. You're on a roll youngin.
Good man.
It's Lasagna, not Lasagne. =p
Translation: Come over and let's have sex.
You're thinking.
You're thinking

And, you're thinking.

Just build the moment. If it were me, I'd say "Well, we'll see when we get there. If you have some wine available, that would be quite lovely."
Stop think.

You'll have to let me do whatever I want to you afterwards

You'll have to let me have my way with you afterwards.

I'm depending on your sweet ass to be the desert!

I'm sure you can think of something naughty to do!

I can think of a few things. . . but you seem to have something in mind already.

Just let your mind wander and I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Food is the way to a man's heart, so what does it lead to for you?

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No.
No.
No!
NO!!!!!!!

NO!
HELL NO!!!!!
That is pure shit advice! You heathen!

Don't think. That's not only a product of thinking, but pure blind deception!
The only good thing you replied.

Aw dude, don't fucking feed him that shit. All 4 of those will lead to the doghouse, and jizzhut.com. Man you've went WAY off tanget.

You: Well i could use a massage i been working kind of hard lately my back hurts a bit, i dnt think ure good at massages though but i could be wrong

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Difficulties are things that show a person what they are.” Epictetus

Actually it is lasagne...if you're English.

I'd just reply with a 'haha, I'm sure you can come up with something to pay me back...I better be impressed though'.