hey guys lately ive been reading about how massages are a good way to built up comfort and sextual tension. i wanted to use this more in my game but i haven't really got the confidence because i know if i dont do it very good it could ruin the mood.

i was just wondering if anyone knows of any sites or anything that can teach me and give me some tips.

e.g - how hard do i massage?, how much oil is needed?, how should i move my hands to give a good massage? (i know not to karate chop them but id like to learn some sexy ways to do it).

mainly i just want to learn back neck and shoulder massages but any help would be awesome!

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THE YAGERMEISTER!!!

Don’t worry about destroying the good mood. Only if your target is used to getting a massage every day can this be a danger.

Just use the theory you know and start looking for those tied up muscles its real easy.

The trick isn’t the massage, its to get her to let you give her the massage. I’ve developed a routine for this.

Buccaneer: Man. You are stressed!
HB: What?
Buccaneer: you’re stressed, tensed. I can see it.
HB: how?
Buccaneer: Its your muscles that stretch from your neck to your shoulders. They are sticking up. (this is the case with a lot of people, just try to notice, it wil get a more triangular shape from the shouldermuscle to the neck ). I used to have a professional masseur and he explained it to me.
HB: a masseur?
Buccaneer: yeah. from work. We got anti-RSI and anti-stress massage every week.
HB: that’s luxury!
Buccaneer: I know, he taught me a lot.

Then stop talking (or keep talking if you know more stuff to tell) and slowly start by grabbing her between the neck and shoulder. Push gently

Buccaneer: can you feel the resistance, in your muscles? That’s your tension buildup right there.
HB: (unsure) well… yeah I guess
Buccaneer: - pinch-
HB: auw,
Buccaneer: oh, sorry… Yep, lots of tension all right. Here, let me take care of it.

Then I usually start the rest of the massage. ( only the pinching part is bullshit, the rest is 100% natural routine!)

Bear in mind that I only do this when being isolated in a home. I don’t do it in bars or something, I think that’s lame. Also I don’t think you need to be an expert. Women can always complain, even if the massage was good. Just see it as a fun way to be introduced to her body.

I honesltly admit I would love to learn how to use it to escalate it into kissing and or F ing. If there are any other PUA’s who would love to share, I’d love to hear.

greetz

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I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. -Admiral Horatio Nelson

oh thanks man. i slept at hers last night but her best friend stayed as well. shittt night.

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THE YAGERMEISTER!!!

Oh man, I USE THIS TRICK EVERYTIME:
- When i have isolated her i do the cube/ masturbation test. BUT instead of running the orginal cube/ masturbation test i tell her to hold my hand because its "important" ( + its good way to make some cheap kino ).
Now when the DHV trick is been done i say to her while holding her hands: " Wow, you really have intensed arms, i bet that your neck is feeling tigh, come here so i give you a proper massage". Tell her to sit on your lap. Now that she is sitting in your lap its a good way to smell her hair or neck and procceed to kiss her.

Note: I have field tested this million times, it works!

[ Johnny B ]

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler

What is the masturbation test??? O.o

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Sorry for my english mistakes.

Hey man think positive,

two girls were comfortable enough to at spend a night with you. But I can assure they would have slept much better if you had given them a good massage just as a social gift. Would have been great practice.

greetz
Bucc.

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I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. -Admiral Horatio Nelson

Masturbating In The Shower

YOU: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
HER: “No”
YOU: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
HER: “Oh really?”
YOU: “Do you know what they sing?”
HER: “No, what?”
YOU: “Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
HER: (Laughs)

[ Johnny B ]

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler

haha yeh its just her best friend is my friends ex. long story short we were all in the same bed it woulda been wierd and my friend woulda hated me.
had to stick to some early morning spooning. (not with his ex btw).

hahah thanks johnny.

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THE YAGERMEISTER!!!

No problem mate

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When you lose, don't lose the lesson. ~Author Unknown
Fear has a large shadow, but he himself is small. ~Ruth Gendler