What's a good response for when girls see me light up or while smoking and they say:

"You should stop smoking!"

"Ew please don't smoke!"

"I don't like smokers."

"Oh, I didn't know you smoked."

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ALSO! What is a good thing to do when girls ask for a light or a cigarette? I usually neg and say, "Oh you're smooching from me already? Is she always like this (to her friend)". This is cool but does anyone have any better ones???

Looking for some good responses to this shit-test. It's annoying as hell.
I have been responding to it as if I didn't hear them say it.

Thanks!!

"You should stop smoking!"
- "You should stop complaining about me smoking"
"Ew please don't smoke!"
- "Too late"
"I don't like smokers."
- "We all have our little pet peeves"
"Oh, I didn't know you smoked"
- "Then you've learned something new today!"

This falls under "strong frame". Who gives a damn about her opinion, you're trying to enjoy a smoke here!
You do what you please, if she doesn't like it she can hit the road.

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Man is the pupil. Pain is the teacher.

Is this REALLY even a shit test? I know men and women who honestly are not interested in those that smoke. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, man. Not everything can be viewed under the PUA lens. The responses given are fine if you need a response, but really the girls could just be GENUINELY turned off by smoking.

"you worry about me! that's cute" + kino

The correct line to 99% of those is.. "I would but nobody likes a quitter!".