Shit test: Why are you so short?
Response: So I can move like Jagger baby.

Shit test: I have a boyfriend.
Response: I have a dog.

Shit test: Aren't you going to buy me a drink?
Response: That's after the blowjob.

Shit test: You are a loser.
Response: I actually graduated from loser school. Top of the class.

Shit test: Do you seriously think this pick-up-line will work on me?
Response: Yes. But that's only because you're attracted to me.

Shit test: You look funny.
Response: Yes, and especially when I'm naked.

Shit test: You couldn't handle a girl like me...
Response: You're right. You'd probably need to bring a friend.

Shit test: I don't trust you.
Response: I don't trust myself either.

Shit test: We shouldn't be doing this.
Response: I know, you should stop, look at what you're doing to me.

Shit test: Are you trying to kiss me?
Response: Yes, and get you naked too.

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lol.. That's the best responce I've ever heard.

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Heard this one on Friday night from some unknown guy.

Her: I have a boyfriend.

Him: That's you shit out of luck.

Her: I have a boyfriend
YOU: I bet he would be jealous of the night that's a head of us (put your arm around her)

Her: I have a boyfriend
YOU: Good. He can buy us a drink then

I've heard these somewhere...

But, I would advise not just memorizing them, once you get comfortable in your own skin (inner game) you will develop this kind of mentality that you will deflect any kind of shit tests naturally.

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Her: We shouldn't be doing this

You: I know *keep kissing* we should stop *kiss* but it's just so... *kiss* ...nah, we have to stop. *keep eye contact for a few seconds* ....*go in and keep kissing again*

Lol.

You get it. Spark the whole "it just happened." Do this shit every time.

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