just tell me what you guys think :
-SHE: says something stupid
-YOU: whauw!, good thing that you got the looks otherwise you wouldn't make it that far in life
-SHE: blahblahblah angry
-YOU: comon, we bouth know that people like you and me will bouth become models, i'm going to be a regular model and you are going to be a nudemodel! but dont worry i'll sponser you
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next situation is only for school
girls walks in your class and ask youre teacher if she can borrow something special for example television or whatever
you help her out and ask her: so youre the slave of youre class?
SHE: NO!
YOU: so youre free as a slave? well i have an free spot, audition is on friday,saturday,...

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We want what we can not have

Did you use these? How did they work?

If you're just offering cocky/funny lines without testing them, I'm good, thanks. Cocky/funny is easy to do off-the-cuff, and it's situation dependent.

i use cocky lines sometimes and id think the first example would work very well cos youre sneaking a compliment into it whilst negging

i agree however and would like a report back on the second example

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C.R.

This was not negging: it was insulting her.

A pretty bad line in my book...

One thing ive learnt recently is that cocky funny has to be on the spot random phrases, dont think pre arranged convos work very well in the real world. Just tease em' and have fun chatting and negging

Cocky/funny is where you talk about yourself and joke about how awesome you are. This should not be your main method of conversation just something that you throw in every now and then when the time calls for it and will happen naturally anyways when you're in the right mood.

What you're doing is being a dick. You're just insulting her and no one likes to be insulted. Even worse your insulting her in an annoying way which is, annoying. Think about how it feels when I just called you a dick. Girls are even more sensitive than guys.

If you want to neg, then you need to think push/pull. If you push her away then you need to pull her back. If all you do is push then guess what? You're going to push her away.

But hey man I don't want to come across as attacking you here, just some food for thought. We're all on this journey together. Glad you posted.