She always texts me back within 2m and i usually wait like 15-30m
Me - Hey you..hope you've been stayn out of trouble

Her - Haha course i have!

Me - So if i look up the local police have you seen..im not going to find you
Her - Not a trace haha im sickkk =( so ive been behaving
Me - What you mean to say is you havent had a chance cause iv been sick

Her - Not even

im a good girl!
Me - Ill believe it when i see it! So whats your last name. Before you say anything..i dont know what this facebook you all talk about is :p
Her - XXXX haha whatta creep

clearly living under a rock
Me - Wow harsh! And for your info its a cave and its very coasy when i have the fire stacked
Her - Haha oh im kidding

sounds lovell haha did ya have a good stalk
Me - Stalking? That implies i know what FB is remember

Anyways im at a mates house cooking dins
Her - Oh so just talking about me then

i just had maccas i ate too much
Im pretty sure this girl wants me to qualify her but im not sure what to do here