Hey guys,

I need some help in gaming more over text. I can get a ton of girls number but a lot of the times I just blow it over text message. My friends who are woman tell me I am good looking and I rarely get straight up turned down. I am very confident and don't have a problem giving woman shit but my text game is lacking. I don't really believe that there is a need to bring woman down and I understand playful flirting and what not. This should be a community to help improve men's lives, not lie and be deceitful to hurt woman. Anyways, back to the point.

I've gotten tinder and I want to work on flirting and chatting up girls on here so when i get a girl I actually like I can seduce over text, or at least set up that flirty vibe. Here's the whole convo I've had with one chick recently.. not my best work and I'm still talking with her but let me know where I can improve.

(in one of the pics she is holding a huge dick shaped corn dog)
Me: How many inappropriate jokes have been made about your last picture?
Tinder: Haha I actually included it because I wanted to see what people would say
M: Haha best one so far
T: No one has said anything that I'd consider impressive
M: Well when you're measuring up to that thing it would be hard to be impressive
T: Bravo
M: That's what she said.. Michael scott joke.. anyways how was your weekend?
T: Haha it was good, I was on a sorority retreat
M: was the corn dog part of that?
T: no unfortunately, I found that corn dog in budapest
M: wow must have been hungary
T: not original enough
M: im providing all the material here... when do i get to see some originality?
T: you're the one with all the jokes! I never claimed to be funny
M: so what do you offer
T: Well.. I clean sometimes..?
M: Do you cook sometimes..?
T: ehh.. badly
M: How quickly can you order a pizza?
T: im actually excellent at that
M: do you run...?
M: to the liquor store?
T: I do live close to the liquor store
M: alright how bout tomorrow you run to the liquor store get something and order us a pizza and I'll bring as many dad jokes as your heart desires
T: my heart desires a lot
M: Such as
T: haha i meant a lot of dad jokes
M: haha gotcha.. ill make sure to brying my A game
M: so Tinder, tomorrow at 8 i'll meet you at the corner of questionabel decisions and ad jokes aka the liquor store by your house
T: liquor store.. perfect date spot
M: wait you go to school (school)
T: i do
M:alright cool you wanna meet up before like 5:30
i love oppposite that way and work in the middle
T: i cant make questionable decision with you tomorrow haha i have class
M: haha i thought we were having the classiest date tomorrow too.. till another day (liquor store)
T: im about to fall asleep on my couch but i cannot move myself to my bed.. its like ten steps and i cannot do it..
M: lol laziness at its finest, be is much better for conversation.. goodnight!
T: i made it.. to my bed.. against all odds
M: how'd you get the courage? Where do you find the inspiration?
T: i think the inspiration was not wanting to sleep with lipstick and shoes on
M: let's call is the walk of fame.. Anyways what are you up to day?
T: i have class right then later tonight..

Fuck this is long to type out..

M: What classes?
T: (bullshit about criminal justice)
M: They are trusting you with handcuffs?
T: haha no one is giving me handcuffs..
M lol so wont be seeing you in a cop uniform..
T: i am not going to be a cop haha is this disappointing for you?
M: lol naw just figured with criminal justice background
T: im going to law schoo. no cop uniform but maybe sexy pantsuit.
M: awesome i could dig a sexy lawyer
T: that's that best i can do for you
M: anyways what you looking for on here:
T: can i pass on that ? haha

she asks me

basically say going with the flow, and how she can't cook

there's more where it got more sexual and might go by her place with a bottle of wine but what do you think so far? Could be way better but i wanted some thoughts? Thanks in advance guys