So I walk into class an hour late and there's this chick that I think is pretty cute. I just asked her if the professor gave out the extra credit. Then I just asked her immediately, hey you want to work on it together? Without letting her reply, here give me your number. (2nd line #close attempt fail but is that cool or what?) Then she started asking if what kind of English I had and shit. I have nerdboy classes so I just told her straight up. (apparently she's academically... lacking) Then when I asked her again, she gave it immediately, with a smile (possibly thinks im going to ber her lackey). She gave me her number and she got down my number added into her phone.
Anyways, our first text real text convo was like this.
Lucky:Hey buttercup, did you write my paper yet?
EZ:Hey Butterball, did your write MY paper yet? (she think she got swag)
L:First of all thats Master Butterball to you and 2nd, your the one that owes me a favor. (OWNT)
E:You're not a gentlemen. (admits defeat, attempts coy)
L:Oh you aint know? I'm a savage. (I simultaneously play along AND let her know, so what if I'm not bending to your will BITCH!)
E: Something like, I figured so hahaha. (now wants to be on my side)
L:Too bad princess buttercup, you could of been my savage queen. (pull-push)
E:I don't think so. (didn't comprehend this part)
(at this point didnt really feel like continuing the convo. I was energy drained by the bud. So, I cut it off)
I felt kind of bad because she kept insta-replying and I cut her off.
+side, because of this she'll like me even more or completely hate me or possibly both
So my dilemma is, should I just go straight for the kill? (f-close)
Or go thru the routines.