Hi!

Me and my wing have just started our journey and we have recognized a problem. When approaching 2 girls, one of us are successful with one of the girls, but the other have a hard time. Maybe the girl got a BF or some BS like that. The thing is, some girls are just plain boring and dull and doesn't respond to ANYTHING. That happened yesterday. 2 girls approached us, my wing took the cute girl and I did my job and entertained her fat friend. The friend was just bitching all the time, looking uninterested, and that made me pissed off, since she had absolutely no change with a guy like me but still she acted like I should be proud of talking to her. She didn't respond to anything and I had to do my best since she was about to drag her cute friend away several times. As I got more and more pissed I asked her "Why are you so fucking grumpy? Always like that when going out huh?" and that actually made her talk, she started to bitch about her problem, but that was all it took to make my friend kiss close the cute girl and voilá, we said we had to leave and byebye.

The question now is, what to do when keeping the friend entertained while her cute friend is being hit on by my wing? I tried almost everything but nothing got a respond except when I told her to stop being a bitch.

Suggestions?

claw her, and put your hand on the fattest part of her fat side, so she knows you are touching her fat, and you know she is fat, and she is aware you know she is fat, this makes her feel insecure, then flirt with her (this makes her feel more secure replacing that, ''OMG HE IS TOUCHING MY FAT ROLLS, FEELING'', I know you have no interest, BUT FUCK IT, YOU ARE THE WING MAN, BE THE WING MAN, you better convince that girl that the sun shines out of her ass, and be her fucking dancing monkey and entertain her, and your friend, BETTER BUY YOU A DAMN DRINK for being such an awesome friend, this is how the system works, not only that, BUT YOU TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOUR BUDDY IS, brag for him, dhv him, make him seem like you would pay money to be his girlfriend if you had a vagina, he better look cool, and the fatty better love you, if not, you are doin it wrong

GOOD LUCK

[quote="pumpington"]claw her, and put your hand on the fattest part of her fat side, so she knows you are touching her fat, and you know she is fat, and she is aware you know she is fat, this makes her feel insecure, then flirt with her (this makes her feel more secure replacing that, ''OMG HE IS TOUCHING MY FAT ROLLS, FEELING'', I know you have no interest, BUT FUCK IT, YOU ARE THE WING MAN, BE THE WING MAN, you better convince that girl that the sun shines out of her ass, and be her fucking dancing monkey and entertain her, and your friend, BETTER BUY YOU A DAMN DRINK for being such an awesome friend, this is how the system works, not only that, BUT YOU TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOUR BUDDY IS, brag for him, dhv him, make him seem like you would pay money to be his girlfriend if you had a vagina, he better look cool, and the fatty better love you, if not, you are doin it wrong

GOOD LUCK[/quote

This is brilliant, literally laught out loud. Jesus, will you be my wing? I need a guy that will take a bullet for a comrade.

pumpington is 100% right.....and BTW you already said the correct response to any girl being bitchy while you are the wing----you called her on it----and she responded, because she wasnt looking for anything other than a vent to blow her hot air through...your friend took her friend (her vent) so you replaced her friend and became the vent to entertain the fatty while your friend did his thing.....good job hopefully you dhv'd him a million times