Im trying to get use to this whole C & F stuff. let me know if this looks like it will work. ............so she says why dont you have a girlfriend?............i say " well im a devoute monk and in my spare time i freelance doing asian porn. but if i can meet a women that really got to know me i would be willing to put up my robe."

awesome but add

"put up my robe and cock ring OR ball gag OR sex swing"

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My goto is "Who says I don't have a girlfriend" Look around sarcastically and sneakily then with a straight face say "Anyway, (short pause) thread change + compliance test.

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I was asked that question last weekend...I said something like "the 10 strippers I'm seeing keep me plenty busy". She knows I'm kidding, but keeps her off balance because she didn't get a straight answer either.

She had already given me several IOI's, so maybe another option would have been "why, are you interested in the position?" Kind of like you are interviewing candidates....or maybe AFC because it gives her the opportunity to say no??

I've also read that something like "I'm considering my options" or "I'm keeping my options open" could be decent responses.

Sorry we aren't taking applications at this time.- perfect in my mind but not field tested.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

[her] Why don't you have a girlfriend?

[me] I'm a ninja. I took a vow of silence.

[her] [..!?.. doesn't matter]

[me] Poverty. I meant poverty.

[her] [..!?.. doesn't matter]

[me] Look there were vows involved in there somewhere, I forget where...

[her] [..!?..]

[me] Now I show you my ninja moves. Hiiyyyah!! [Grapple her if you can.]

Another variation could be..."if you're interested in the position I'd be happy to review your credentials" or "consider your application"

haha

Well I actually have one but if you let me put it in your butt I will cheat on her...

LOL

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I think it's best to reply with something outrageous which would make her laugh.

You could say something flippant like "because my wife wouldn't like it" or - and this is one I have used with great results - "I'm still waiting for the zombie apocalypse so that I can meet a woman who's interested in my brains". This was a situational answer when I was attending ComicCon with some friends and started chatting up this cute girl who told me she was a fan of the Walking Dead series (great graphic novels by the way, look them up if you have any interest in intelligent post-apocalypse stories).

don't forget c & f isn't meant to be just for the comic sake of shit, you're not supposed to become her fucking clown

C & F is supposed to DHV you by being funny and giving this awsome self image of yours.

this is very important.

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Her: "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Because I was waiting for you, but now that I know you, how about you let me
clem those cheeks tonight?"

Props!

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just popped into my mind something as: "cause i was looking for a girl quite like you.. but now that I've met you it's kinda not what I thought"

it's a bit roller coaster cause first she thinks you are into, and then you disapproves her.

This is a very good principle. I am going to write up about 50 of them.

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Isn't just a "Maybe... why?" enough?