Here is two shit test, what would you answer to :

- I hope you have a big dick because I don't want to loose my time.
- Why don't you fuck off ?

Depends on the girl really?
I'd say something funny like, "Wow who lit the fuse on your tampon?" Smile and turn around and ignore her.
About the dick question, just say: "I have what your looking for, but you don't have what I'm looking for goodbye". Same thing, smile and turn.

Confusedsuds' replies are cool.

But for the dick part,you should not qualify yourself.

Say the total opposit-it's the essence of flirting.

So you shou've said:"In fact,I have real small cocc.;it's a 2 incher".

Obviously,the girl will know that you're just BS'ing and being difficult.

She was challenging you.

Instead of playing into her hands,say the opposit of what she expects.

I do it with women all the time.

It's not like they're gonna believe you really have a 2 incher and wont lay you.

She will know you're just BS'ing.

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The first one...either ignore it or give her the smile and wink

the second one....umm ignore it and unless shes jokiing around i think shes telling you to fuck off

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Thanks for the answers they are pretty good. It's not all the time easy to pass the shit test or to find a good answer. Anybody has a good way to improve that skill ?
It takes some balls to say that you have a 2 in penis, but I like the answer, that could be pretty funny

haha, got asked both things in a similar way in the past 2 weeks.

1. Penis thing, this was while we were already making out;

Girl: you are cocky, that means you are probably compensating for a small penis
Me: Haha, is that so?
Girl: yeah, so do you have a small penis?
Me: why dont you check for yourself
Girl: *reached down*, Oh i guess you werent compensating


2. Fuck off generally means you screwed up and u need to fuck off but there is no need to lose face. this one is used a lot but I just said "you dont get much do you?" and walked away, 20 min later the girl came back to apologize.

To the penis-

"Well, the midget didn't think it was small" (joking around)