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I've heard a bunch of good lines to say after a girl claims to have a boyfriend.
-Oh thats cool, he can bring us breakfast tomorrow morning
-And I have a goldfish, since we're talking about things that don't matter
and my personal favorite:
-great to hear, what's it like being in a perfect relationship?
Once you say perfect, especially talkative girls, they will go into any little problem they have. The one rule I carry is to never diss the boyfriend.
I like that, saving that one for next time.
When they hear that, mostly likely they will admit that its not perfect and they will start talking about imperfections, if not you can dig them out.
Or you can be assholish/cocky and say "thats not what I asked you" when she says she has a boyfriend. If she is persistent, you can maybe say something about him "being the one" which will most likely not be true so you can then move onto saying that if you dont do things you want to do, like meet new people, you will never know if theres anything better out there, like somebody standing right in front of you.