This girl ALWAYS asks me that...

What would be a good response?

'missed me?'

"about as much as I'd miss a root canal"

Her: Do you miss me?
PUA: Depends...
Her: On what?
PUA: If you miss me

"I have missed you as much as you've missed me"

I actually use this as part of my game... works great face to face (if you wanna go for piss breaks/drinks), and on phone or even MSN/Facebook game


I throw it out exactly like this.

Me - BRB (piss, foods what ever)

Me - Back - Miss me?
>>>the point here is to only be gone a few minutes, so that she doesnt have a chance to miss you...

Her - Lol Maybe [Yes/No]

Me - [Maybe = Yay loved - Yes = WOOHOO LOVED - No = AWWWW No love *Rejected* or similar]

Always use all responses with a smile and a laugh.

If you use this first, she cant use it agaisnt you...but if you ever do get it, just reverse the answeres..but again always laugh/smile when you say it.

Come over . . . I'll show you how much I missed you.

Depends on how long, and depends on the girl. Could be a shit test or she could be insecure.

If it's only be a day or so - then proably shit test and do a cocky answer

if it's a week or more and she'd insecure then "why do you want to know?, do you miss me?"

my last gf used to ask me that alot in the begining. i would just exaggerate it completely and with a cheesy voice say "like the moon misses the earth, like the sky misses the stars" the cheesyer the better. than i would laugh as if its our "privet joke" so she knows i'm not serious but still feels good.. and than you can reverse the question so she'd have to come up with some cheesy line to say back to you and than you both laugh again (good place to kino her playfully).

Hmmmm. How cud I miss u if u haven't given me anything to miss yet?
Dats my fav when it comes to sumone new. Makes dem wanna prove their worthy of bein missed

That's an absolutely fantastic technique, I like using variations of that for pretty much any situation where a girl asks how I've been/what I've been up to/if I miss her. The more smarmy and over-the-top you can get, the better. It's especially fun to take both her hands in yours, get on one knee, wrap an arm around her and use the other to gesture up and out towards the stars. Free kino escalation right there.