Perhaps one of the greatest props i have ever encountered. And it's a 50p mood ring. With a badly painted enscription reading 'top teacher'.

I feel i should explain.

Comfort building -

Girl: whats this?

Harem: Oh thats my mood ring.

Girl: why do you have a mood ring?

Harem: a little girl gave it to me.

Girl: why?

Harem: promise not to laugh.

Girl: I promise

Harem: I got this as a present from a six year old girl with learning difficulties. I went to help some school children learn to read about six months ago. This little girl (INSERT NAME HERE) when i first met her could barely read, but by the time we had finished together she was a pro. She bought me this ring as a thankyou and i haven't taken it off since.

Girl: Oh my God that is so sweet. (blah blah blah)

This is my gift to you - works so well i cant begin to describe. All that transcript was from last night when i gamed Saudi - to read that post see here:

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Laters.

Harem x