Okay, so I want to come up with a funny story about awkward silences when meeting new people. Everyone, know's about it so it's pretty funny, but Im trying to come up with a story to follow it;
"Hey, you know whats the best about meeting new people? Awkward silences, aren't those great? It's like your brain has been working overtime and then all of a sudden it shuts down. Then there's silence, and then it gets awkward and you try to reboot your brain and then it just shit talks. Your brain just shits out sentences, like have you ever said something and then immediately after wish you could take it back? Here's an example:" I want a funny little story to go with. I think this is good because it show's your sense of humor and builds comfort because its something you've both been through.