im in my bed cuddling next to my gf and im feeling up her body etc and shes saying how shes tired and dont want to fuck even though im starting to get her in the mood.. then i get out of the bed she says to me where are you going? i tell her im going to masterbate & shower.. and she was like... "what...? " type face like i think she was feeling like maybe i dont please him enough if he has to go masterbate?
truth is i just took a shower but she was already sleeping in bed etc
i am thinking of a reply for tmw morning when she asks me about it.. i want a "neg" type responce where it wont start a fight but it will make her think twice about not giving it up LOL help me out boyss!!

haha! go on and on about the mindblowing sex you had in the shower last night.

how you saw stars, and your knees buckled, and it bordered on a religious experience, and how you really wished she would have been there. then ask if it is cheating if you start to develop strong romantic feelings for your right hand? totally play it up to a ridiculous level.

the look she gave you was shame. women want sex, they want it as much as men do. when they withhold sex it is for a reason, it is a means of manipulation.

i won't have sex with him so:
- he will behave better
- he will apologize for not taking out the trash
- he will get mad and give me hot makeup sex later
- he will appreciate what he has in me and buy some flowers
- the list goes on and on.

sex is a woman's only bargaining chip in life. and they all use it as capital. period.

so, the look she gave you was two things:
1. how dare he not NEED me for his sexual gratification, and
2. i will shame him for jerking off so i become his only source of ACCEPTABLE sexual release

counteract this by flagrantly bragging about your romantic shower with rosie palmer and how it really was a-maz-ing!