Alright, so my girlfriend got this new best friend when she went to college who is a male, it so happens after about a year they're biffiles now and spend a lot of time together (going fishing, sitting outside ect ect) I have to admit I'm kind of jealous (although I never show it) since they always see each other and i see my girlfriend once every two weeks.

I don't really know all the details but here's what I know.

She told me that this guy told her that he has feeling for her and wants to be in a relationship with her (knowing of course that we've been dating for 2 and a half years) she told him no and that she loves me. She thought I was going to freak out about it but I was very calm and said it doesn't bother me at all and that he has good tastes but he's a little to late (jokingly) and that I don't care if they hang out or anything. JUST to make it clear I trust my girlfriend 100% and I am not mad at her at all.

but...I've never met this guy but I can't help but hate him for trying to break us apart (even though i'm not worried, it's the fact that he did what he did that's bothering me) and I'm really holding back the urge to send him a message to egg him on a little bit like "hey friendzone, you need to relax around my girlfriend you're creeping her out you know." just to show that i'm not completely oblivious to what's going on.

Please give me some consoling PUAs..lol

I see this from a different perspective. He's in love with your girlfriend, right? And we all know that love is blind. I don't care if you were his bestfriend - he would still instinctively ask her out/make a move. It hurts to much to be apart from her and he "needs her".

My point is - you're being mad over nothing. Because, if you look at it carefully - he's the real victim here. Not you. You got your girl. He doesn't. And clearly, he has no shot at getting her. In time, he will only start getting needier and creepier and it will push your girl only closer to you.

In other words - there's no need for you to send him any kind of texts or contact him at all in fact. If you start showing reactions to this, the tables could slowly start turning and you will come off as the jealous one.

Leave it: The prize is already yours.

You don't have much to worry about on this one. I know personally how frustrating that can be. Actually, recently I f-closed this girl at my college, and one of her creepy "besties" who's a guy texted me and said "You need to leave her alone!" Your creeping her out (He was unaware that I had slept with her), and I saw you try to kiss her and touch her breasts (You can't make this up)!!" So I
just told him he was misinformed, and he told me "He wanted to just be a good friend" to her, and I told him that was all he'd ever be.

Now, she doesn't even want to be alone with him because she's so creeped out, and she doesn't even want to speak to him because she's so humiliated by what he did, and because she feels like he's maliciously attempting to sabatage the relationship her and I have.

If you say anything to him, you gf is going to assume your being an overprotective asshole, and feel like she can't tell you things that happen of a similar nature anymore. He's already tied his own noose, just let him kick the stool out. If you try, she just might catch him.

I agree, this guy will dig his own grave..

But still, dont tell you dont care and "oh he has good taste".. I mean, yes thats what PUA teaches you.. But if you are far into your relationship, you gotta loosen up a bit and be more honest.. I would have told her that ofc you are not happy about this, but you know this man has no chance, and that it is very common for such an attractive girl as yours, and than probably many more will come.. But it doesent bother you too much, cause you know that your GF already knows how to handle this situation, so you dont have to interfer or worry

by acting like that i figured i was acting pretty carefree, but I understand what you mean. Although I am curious to know what's going on with him and her, she told me he was ignoring her since she told him that she's not interested in him (only been about (1 or maybe 2 days?) and I kind of want to know if they're friend again or whatever. Is it insecure sounding of me to ask how he's doing.. or how to status of their friendship is and whatnot?

It's irrelevant. Don't ask, don't care. Read my previous post again.