I want to make this girl that is a friend into a relationship or hook up. She just told me she was home and she said we are going to chill soon. She asked when my boys (friends) are coming home so I took it a funny route by saying,

me:
you didn't hear? the judge took them away, they said I wasn't giving them enough attention or something. idk i wasn't really paying any attention anyways

her:
Whattt?? What are you talking about?

me:
They took my boys away!!! How are you so insensitive?

her:
Haha ur weird

me:
Lol your heartless come on! My boys are gone show some sympathy!! (cry face)

me:
These are hard time for me I need comforting

her:
Alrighty ill comfot your boys when i see yaa

me:
that's a good idea they will need someone like you after their mother passed away

me:
let's hope the judge let's them come over when you do

I think I should've just left the last message out. Me and my (boys) aka close friends are friends with her and her friends for the past year. me and her were supposed to hook up like a year ago but never happened. I feel weird hitting on them now when we're all together I wonder if she feels the same way, also I feel like my friends ruin it when I try to hit on girls cause they always make a big deal of it and put you on the spot on purpose...