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nyceboi
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:07 pm 
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so you are saying you would like to experience how is marriage for a day? if is that so..I think that won't work
I guess you can try for fun but if you want to experience the real thing you need to get married for real.
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You want to experience marriage? Easy.

Work all day. Give everything you just earned to a woman. Let her deflate your ego, disseminate your manhood. Masturbate in the shower while crying.

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You want to experience marriage? Easy.

Work all day. Give everything you just earned to a woman. Let he deflate your ego, disseminate your manhood. Masturbate in the shower while crying.
Also never go out with your friends anymore. Because you're not allowed.

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o yeah you guys forgot the part where she has to know your face pass and your phone has to be unlocked for her to look at your stuff plus gps activated she has to know where you are at all times. :mrgreen:
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Jokes aside, I actually have a friend that had GPS tracking on his iPhone, so his girlfriend (yes, gf not wife) knew where he was at all times.

Saddest thing I've ever seen.

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You want to experience marriage? Easy.

Work all day. Give everything you just earned to a woman. Let he deflate your ego, disseminate your manhood. Masturbate in the shower while crying.
Also never go out with your friends anymore. Because you're not allowed.
Plus, get your dog to sniff your freshly worn underwear and smell your dick. My ex wife did this all the time every time I went home from work. And would get immediately suspicious if my dick didn't get hard when she wanted to fuck.

Heywood got it worse though with masturbation in the shower. Working all day, giving everything you earned to the woman, and deflating your ego are spot on.

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Jokes aside, I actually have a friend that had GPS tracking on his iPhone, so his girlfriend (yes, gf not wife) knew where he was at all times.

Saddest thing I've ever seen.
it happens, my buddy gets here to my house some fridays after work before going home to have a couple cold ones with me, and his gf not wife is texting him every 10 minutes when he is going to get home, she knows exactly the time he takes from work to home.
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it happens, my buddy gets here to my house some fridays after work before going home to have a couple cold ones with me, and his gf not wife is texting him every 10 minutes when he is going to get home, she knows exactly the time he takes from work to home.
You should probably knock some sense into him.

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So u r telling me, we shall do all of that in a day? hey look, what about being married, on a spiritual level and by the way, speaking of rings.. theres this new thing i saw ,on the internet where, the couple can activate it at any time, and feeel the heartbeat of its beloved. Aint that somethin...
If you think buying the affection of girls with rings works, you're wrong. You'll need to do more than that and giving girls rings is not the most efficient thing to do if you want to get married on a 'spiritual' level.

Packaging yourself as marriage material when you only wanted short term fun is utterly dishonest IMHO.

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Jokes aside, I actually have a friend that had GPS tracking on his iPhone, so his girlfriend (yes, gf not wife) knew where he was at all times.

Saddest thing I've ever seen.
That's if he ever got lost, she can find him. I have that for my dog, works well.
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There ought to be a VR ride for this.

Lights turned off, kicked in the ball repeatedly, kicked out the back with your pockets emptied.
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it happens, my buddy gets here to my house some fridays after work before going home to have a couple cold ones with me, and his gf not wife is texting him every 10 minutes when he is going to get home, she knows exactly the time he takes from work to home.
You should probably knock some sense into him.
tried but he is a worthless case, sometimes I think he likes it
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How do you, pop thee question?
seems like you really are looking is advise are you planning to get married?
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Priceless my friend... cheers

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i got this thought about, how do u present the ring? u know what i came up with? a sting tied as a gift. it reminds me of, string theory, of the cat n mouse theory Mystery was talking about.. n, the chinese belief that, some people who are destined to meet are wired with a red string. it can bend or it can ... but never be broken. what do you Think of that...

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