I've been dating my girlfriend for almost 6 months and the only thing she's given me in this six months, IS BLUE BALLS. If you don't know what blue balls is :Blue balls are not just a figment of a male's imagination or a lame excuse to try and get you in the sack. Though it doesn't happen to all men, it is a very real condition that results from a prolonged state of sexual arousal. In other words it HURTS LIKE HELL. She's a virgin and a Prude and I have no idea what the hell to do. She's not sexual with me. The most we do now is kiss. Just gives me pop kisses. I feel like im in 5th grade. I really like her and I want her to give it up to me. Is there any tips you guys can give me? Btw before her and I used to do much more like make out heavy and I would finger her once in  a while.

This is your own fault, man.

You don't make a girl your girlfriend until after you've slept with her.

You also CHOSE to be her boyfriend, knowing that she's a virgin and a prude.

If this isn't for you, let her loose and find someone else. There's really not that much to it.

Fuuuuhhhhh you're right man. But I've already spent so much time and money on her that it would be a shame if I let it all go to waste.

Lol. Worst statement of the week.

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When you know a stock is tanking... Do you let it go and recoup some of your money, or do you ride it out until you lose it all?

That's a horrible way to think about it --- that you've already invested so much you need to keep going.

You realize you're on a pickup forum, right?

I'm in a library and I busted out laughing at this...

If you got blue balls fuckin' rub it out!!!

Just curious how old you are?

And as far as investment, yes it sucks, but as you get more exp, you will figure out really quick if the girl is something you want or not. As soon as I figure out that the women is going to be too much work or won't have sex with me I leave it alone...

Sounds like you aren't happy. You gotta cut your loss fast bro! I'm a trader trust me!! She's also not a good trade for your $$!!!

Actually the best statement of the week because it's absolutely the wrong thing to think!!!

Fail:

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I wish I could rub it out haha. But I stopped jacking off 6 months ago when I realized I had a problem. I'm 17 she's 18. She has a Beautiful round ass no cellulitis,and a nice rack. I really want to fuck her. That's a good way to see it. Experience gained lol. And as far as investment I'm not investing anymore money. Time and thought tho.. I realize I might have to let her go, and I will if I have to, but as far as pick up can't you guys tell me some kind of way to get in there? Give me a magic spell to chant lol. But seriously. Maybe some kind of seduction technique or plan for getting in there.. I don't want to look back at this moment and life and think "Fuck I should have done this or that." Again I'm ready to bail, but I want to see if there's any way to get in there. Any way at all. No roofies haha.

lmao at Dragula.

Simply put man.. What does she want? Whatever it is you're still giving it to her without requiring her to give you what you want in exchange. For example: The last girl that I had who was a virgin didn't want to have sex so I just decided that we would stop kissing. I said " When we kiss I get horny and want to have sex, so no more kissing". She loved kissing, that was the closest we got to intimacy, but I took it away so she could "feel" what I "felt" when I would get denied sex after being so close. Shortly after she gave in. If she didn't I would of eventually said " No more hugs, because everytime we hug I want to kiss, and if we kiss I'll want to have sex". It sounds crazy, but it worked. Figure out what she wants and take it away by relating it to something thats being taken away from you in the relationship.

Now of course the girl has to be in love with you for this to work. But it works. Its manipulation at it's finest, but I'd strongly recommend you just get a new girl. I don't think you want the challenges that come with dealing with a girl after you've taken her virginity.

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This isn't even investing. This is spending.

You're spending your time and money on being unhappy. Give her the ultimatum and stay true to your decision

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I like the kissing idea. Only I've thought of that one way back haha. She actually switched it up on me. " I'm not going to make out with you because it'll give you blue balls" f**k you b*tch . She says the more I pressure her the longer she'll take to "be ready" so f*ck that. I'm going to let her go the next time I see her UNLESS you can help me think of a better plan. Eddie I like your idea man. Help me come up with one like it. Plan B is to let her go. And you're right I am wasting valuable time. I'll drop it all if I can't think of a better idea. Waiting is obviously not the plan. Also Just to give you more info so we can better assess this, she feels like I'm pressuring her (which  I honestly don't think I am but whateves you can't argue with a feeling). And she says that most guys were only with her to get In her pants .

Well that's how women remain virgins. By not sleeping with anyone... If you don't like it, move on and find someone who shares your relationship ideals.
Where is the lie though?

There is no point in trying to tear someone away from their religious moorings so you can have a fling with them. What a waste!

There are men here who would dream to marry a loyal virgin one day, with a hot body, and what a shame if it's messed up by some 17 year old prick. You wouldn't even know what to do with her! Pearls before swine.

You haven't said anything about love or wanting a future with this girl. It sounds like you are saying you only want to sleep with her to "get your investment back" and plan on dumping her right after. She is smart to reject you, as you wouldn't appreciate it anyway.

You want a quick easy fuck go to the neighborhood whore, kid. If you destroy this girls moral foundations and she's only going to resent you.

Leave the beautiful virgin so that a grown ass man with a good job can take her and make a good wife of her. Such a prize is wasted on you.

This girl is clearly religious.

Once this boy takes her virginity, and then subsequently abandons her out of boredom, she may well become suicidal.

Has anyone considered that?

She's been taught her whole life, that once he has taken her virginity she is now worthless. That her life is over before it began. That if she does get married it will only lead to divorce because she was not a virgin at the altar. That she is unworthy of love, unworthy of having a good husband. That she is now dirty. That she is unworthy of God. I have known rape victims who have refused to wear white at their own wedding, because they felt they were too dirty and unworthy.

Do you know how they teach girls in church? They hold up a stick of gum and chew it. Then they take out the gum. They say that after sex you are the chewed piece of gum fit only to be thrown in the trash, because no one wants to re-chew a chewed piece of gum.

He's going to have a quick couple of pop-offs and leave this girl. Leave her believing she is a chewed up piece of gum that no one will ever want again.

Do we really need to put the girl through this for a 17 year olds entertainment? (Or anyones for that matter?)