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Nope. Bash her. Get her mad and expect madness and nothing less. Whatever you do,don't put anything she says to heart. She can't control herself.
Seriously just rip on her and whenever she goes berserk just say "Damn PMS , ok ,I value my life , see you in a week."
or
"Please, almighty demon of PMS , may I speak with <her name> for just 5 minutes ?"
or
pretend to dirty sex talk to her ,but not about sex.Exaggerate her condition. This is what I mean.
"Oh yeah baby,you wanna rip my throat open don't you ? Yeah girl... You wanna rip my arm off and beat me with it ? how about maul my face ? Yeah,you'd like that ?"
Simply bash on her and have fun with her. If she can discard her anger and hormonal imbalance by humor it will be easier for the both of you.
Again,very important , don't take any insult she may throw your way to heart.
Anyway,this is what I used to do and I really enjoyed her PMS week , we pretty much had the most fun during that time. Plus , you'll put her in a good mood and you'll probably be rewarded will lots and lots of BJ's.
Know when to stop though , being a little caring won't hurt. 5 minutes , then go back to ripping.
Lol thats the exact opposite of what I thought, but ill give it a try, sounds fun haha