i am aware this post portrays me as a complete pussy so read my excuses before you slag me off. I want to break up with a girl but would like her to break up with me, yet she shows no signs of wanting to. Reason i don't want to break up with her is i was her one-itis who stupidly, and drunkenly, got with her several times until we were effectively going out. I was warned while drunk by her friend, my friend also, that he would fuck me up if i broke her heart, he's fat little midget with zero balls so no worries there but i really can't be bothered with creating more drama for myself since im snowed under by it anyway.

Really can't be fucked for a selfrightious midget getting up himself and having a go at me, can't be fucked to be called an asshole for the next few weeks.

Any sympathy? any help anyone?

Getting her to break up with you, no matter how you manage to make that happen, would create more drama than just owning up to your mistake.

Say something to the effect of, "I thought that this could work out, but it doesn't feel right to me. I know it hurts like hell to hear this, but it would have hurt worse if I'd strung you along before saying it. You're still my friend and you deserve better than that."

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Some vices miss what is right because they are deficient, others because they are excessive, in feelings or in actions, while virtue finds and chooses the mean.
Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea

"You're still my friend and you deserve better than that."...

A girl with severe one-itis, can that be transitioned to friend-zone to make a smoother breakup? Is that a possibility in this case? I think if you look at what makes you get caught in the "friend zone" those sticking points really only are a pickup problem *before* regular sexual relations. She will resist the breakup but you just gotta be consistent with her once you do - break up and dont hook up again.

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Zeglass just killed it with that response.. what a quality, thoughtful, sensitive way of getting a point across.. that is truely beautiful Zeglass!

Yeahh I wouldnt be worried mate.. you cant help how you feel and as for the midget just tell him that you know willy wonker and you will get him to abduct him and make him a umpa lumpa

haha i'll be giving Mr Wonker a bell soon anyway, little asshole's getting on my nerves

Cheers Zeglass,i reckon your right , great response as well.

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Become "friends" with the fat midget..

QFT

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"Do not follow to where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson