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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:47 am 
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Ok, I do not endorse doing this, unless you have a extremely serious case of being scared at women.

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This is not a nice thing to do... and its pretty a douche bag-like thing to do. Once I tried to help out a friend of mine that was absolutely terrified of talking to girls. Like that indian guy from The Big Bang Theory. It was really frustrating, he couldnt even do the simplest things, it was a huge issue.

After trying to make him open at a mall for an hour I told him "Fuck this, stop being so fucking scared!! whats the worst thing that could happen? getting slapped? walk up to that chick over there, the hot blonde, and spill your smoothie on her"

He gave me a WTF look, but he trusted me, and he had some kind safety net, cause I'm always suporting my bros, If needed I would bail him out of jail or something. He did it. the girl got really pissed hitted him with her purse... we ran.

In the parking lot we stopped, and I said "Dude, thats the craziest thing I've ever witnessed, this is the worst thing that could happen.. and it wasnt that bad"

He improved since then..

Please dont assault women.. I'm not encouranging anyone to do something offensive in any manner. But sometimes you gotta know first hand whats the worse thing that could happen, to hava the attitude of:

"I'M GONNA APROACH THIS GIRL? FUCK YEAH!!! WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?"

Ant there would be an answer for that last question, a laughable one.

My worst case scenario was when I farted real hard, and when I turned around; there she was, super hottie, I told her "I bet thats the worst pick up line you've ever heard". I went on a couple dates with that chick.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:21 am 
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That was the best laugh I've had in a while.
The best was the one who assaulted him.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:15 am 
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If it was for real, the last one was not funny. Thanx for posting.

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After trying to make him open at a mall for an hour I told him "Fuck this, stop being so fucking scared!! whats the worst thing that could happen? getting slapped? walk up to that chick over there, the hot blonde, and spill your smoothie on her"

He gave me a WTF look, but he trusted me, and he had some kind safety net, cause I'm always suporting my bros, If needed I would bail him out of jail or something. He did it. the girl got really pissed hitted him with her purse... we ran.
LOL Okay that's an interesting way of getting rid of approach anxiety.
That last one was f*cking harsh to be honest.


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This one is kinda funny

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:38 pm 
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hahaha, loved the second video

Guy: can this be leather?
HB: yes.. it is leather
Guy: *grabs tit* then can this be felt?

btw, if you're considering doing the first one you should probably read this thread:
/ways-the-seduction-community-can-make-you-weird-vt10652.html
see 'Doing weird, anti-social things to get over your fears'

(cant do links, not enough posts)


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Ideally I would do all sorts of loco approaches like this for practice on what kind of attitude works best for me and get used to it, like if I can open 100 girls with outrageous lewd comments learning how to small talk effectively should be ez. I'm starting with almost no social skills anyways.

But I never done anything yet because if she feels harassed she could call police. Or if I get slapped/hit/socked I might automatically block her or counterassault w/o giving it a second thought. Either way... <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2139/227 ... 8d.jpg?v=0">

Next year when I'm 21 I would try some direct sexual openers in nightgame cuz the environment is more favorable to them, especially with the right nonverbal signals.

See PUA vs LAPD post pua-vs-lapd-on-bold-approaches-vp246261.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:56 pm 
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hahaha, loved the second video

Guy: can this be leather?
HB: yes.. it is leather
Guy: *grabs tit* then can this be felt?

btw, if you're considering doing the first one you should probably read this thread:
/ways-the-seduction-community-can-make-you-weird-vt10652.html
see 'Doing weird, anti-social things to get over your fears'

(cant do links, not enough posts)
Saw the original online: http://www.datinggroundwork.com/community

And the original line was: (Look at her pants) Is this felt? Do you want it to be?
More benign and non threatening.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:41 am 
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Hey, I do not endorse doing weird shit, or assaulting women.

The thing I encouraged my friend to do, wasnt funny (it might be a slightly funny story, but doing it wasnt).

I dont think that necessarily pulling stunts like this make you weird, its always other stuff (like being weird already).

I have a rule for this sort of stuff, allowed stuff is the sort of things that maximize the overall level of happiness. Imagine that people happiness level could be measured with a number (0 to 10, 0 To 5, whatever) and multiply people's happiness numbers with each other. If theres a zero, the overall level would be zero. So the best possible scenario is to make everyone as happy as possible, or at least minimize the level of un-happiness.

By the way, that was a metaphor, dont carry around a calculator.

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So the best possible scenario is to make everyone as happy as possible, or at least minimize the level of un-happiness.
Excellent point. I think this would apply to any interaction with people.

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This is not funny.


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Haha those were funny! :D
Got to try the turtle thing sometime :p

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