There are actually PUA threads on /b/, and they usually start with Courage Wolf:
I saved this one right before it 404ed cuz it contains over 9000 words of wisdom:
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Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:26:27 No.144484678
* When you're talking to someone, subtly mirror their body language (cross your arms when they do, etc). It'll subconsciously make them like you more.
* Girls prefer side-to-side communication when they're attracted to a guy, guys prefer face-to-face when they're attracted to a girl. Use this to your advantage.
* Stop watching porn. It lowers your self-esteem.
* If you must, fap once every four days to a week. Testosterone builds up over time and makes you outgoing and confident.
* Get at least nine hours of sleep every night. Never underestimate a good night's sleep.
* Clothes make the man. Get at least one pair of shoes you are very proud of. Break the bank; it's a single pair of shoes. Wear them on special occasions to make you feel badass. Also get a new T-shirt you really like once every two months; wearing clothes you like makes you confident.
* Date girls (or guys) you aren't necessarily in 'love' with. Generally you'll be more confident and happier than if you're always nervous as a mahfucka.
* Physical exertion will catalyse release of happiness endorphins in your brain. Go for a 20 minute jog every day, or work out for at least an hour two to three days a week.
More would be appreciated, I'm posting some in a second. Regardless, make this your mantra and get the fuck out of your house.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:26:56 No.144484737
* Don't be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides.
* Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You're going to see some girl and feel like you'll die if you don't get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It's her loss.
* Don't cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don't humiliate her. Don't risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don't do it where you live. Don't do it with people in your social circle. Don't shit in your own back yard.
* When engaged in conversation, maintain eye contact. This doesn't mean that you should be looking directly at the person's eyes at all times, but come back to them every few seconds. This shows that you are a confident and honest person. If the person is too close, pick one eye and stick to it.
* When talking to a girl you are interested in, look at the way she moves, her tone of voice, eye contact and her proximity to you. If you think she will be receptive, touch her even lightly on the arm and get into her personal space. Studies have shown people are 300% more likely to remember vital details of a conversation if physical touch is employed.
* Shake hands like a man (not too strong and not like a pussy) when meeting new guys and look them in the eye, and respectfully lean forward, maintain eye contact and smile when meeting a new girl. Never shake hands with a girl.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:27:44 No.144484828
* When striking up conversation with a girl you like, avoid common topics (what do you study, where do you live, where do you work...) at least until later. You aren't having a conversation with a girl if there isn't an emotional component somehow involved. Remember, talk WITH girls, not at girls.
* Don't be afraid to break a conversation if you feel you have reached a lull. Finish talking to a girl during a high point in the conversation. This will leave her intrigued and refreshed by your personality. Simply finish with something like, this was fun, we'll talk later. You'll have a chance to run into her later at the gathering/party/class and she will be more receptive to you.
* Never buy a drink for a girl.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:28:36 No.144484929
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anybody?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:29:42 No.144485064
i don't know about the fourth one. when i go without fapping for a few days i get pissed off at people easily.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:30:04 No.144485112
OP is a badass
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:30:22 No.144485147
i love you.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:31:27 No.144485261
>>144485147
I love you too.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:31:44 No.144485306
>>144485064
nonsense you're just getting manly
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:32:10 No.144485366
this is a good bit of info people should read so i'll bump
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:32:29 No.144485399
>>144485306
brb, raging
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:32:38 No.144485425
lgsbwu
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:32:41 No.144485426
9 hours of sleep is probably unnecessary. Studies show that over 9000-8 is best. The further you stray outside that range, the further morbidity increases. Too little or even too much sleep is a bad thing.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:33:12 No.144485498
>>144485261
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:33:16 No.144485508
+Dont give a fuck about them them come crawling back to you
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:33:32 No.144485539
>>144485064
Don't stop doing it then. Masturbation does not lower your testosterone, contrary to popular opinion. Sexual activity slightly increases your testosterone.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:33:43 No.144485557
>>144485426
over 9000-8 is probably better, you're right
too much sleep isn't good
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:34:44 No.144485675
:'D
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:34:57 No.144485712
moar op! respect
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:34:58 No.144485714
Thanks psychfag!
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:35:26 No.144485771
it's like havamal for /b/turds. cheers op
>> anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:35:34 No.144485786
hey OP how do you tell if a girl's playing hard to get?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:35:50 No.144485822
Not OP, contributing.
Don't walk like you're in a hurry. Important people either delegate work, or are so important that others can't avoid having to wait on them. A confident person strolls with wide steps, like he owns the place.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:36:07 No.144485852
>>144485714
you're welcome, but I didn't write these, I'm just reposting to spread the word
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:36:25 No.144485888
so what to you do if you get introduced to a girl for the first time? What's wrong with a handshake?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:36:29 No.144485897
>>144485786
They all play hard to get
That's because they're insane
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:36:51 No.144485945
>>144485786
is she a bitch? then yes.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:36:58 No.144485966
>>144485786
just google "body language"
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:37:13 No.144485995
You wouldn't happen to have any tips on getting out of the friendzone would you?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:37:44 No.144486049
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>>144485995
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:38:08 No.144486097
over 9000-8
>> anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:38:21 No.144486121
>>144485897
Ok Moar specifically, Are some girls more...willign than others? and how so?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:38:29 No.144486135
>>144485995
impossible.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:38:36 No.144486146
>>her proximity to you
what does it mean?
also, what about can i talk to a girl if I just met her and she is quite atractive to me?
You are saying that i should talk about studying work etc... so what about?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:00 No.144486192
Uhm, ok I hit a filter. I meant seven to eight hours... apparently "seven" filters to over 9000
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:06 No.144486206
>>144485995
just tell her how you feel
it's hard, obviously, but if she just wants to be your friend then move on
you'll feel better about the whole thing even if she says no
do it in person at the end of some kind of event so at least you don't have to be around her the rest of the day
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:16 No.144486224
over 9000
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:24 No.144486243
>>144486192
win
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:36 No.144486267
>>144486146
shouldnt*
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:36 No.144486268
>>144485822
* Make her prove herself in front of you. Before you introduce yourself, ask her if she thinks her memory is good. If she says yes, tell her your name and go "If your memory is as good as you claim, you'll remember my name when I come back in 5 minutes." Then make her wait 10 minutes, she will remember your name forever.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:39:40 No.144486275
Thanks OP, I'll stop fapping. I was considering it some time ago since when I did the no fap week I felt more confident than usual.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:40:00 No.144486317
semenseven
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:40:15 No.144486357
>>144485995
Hang out with her more, it's about the only chance.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:40:39 No.144486418
>>144486146
Don't talk about "HER." Remember the Chris Rock routine - every time you ask about her you're basically asking, "Would you like some DICK?" This doesn't mean don't ask questions, it means talk about neutral topics
Also, acting like David Caruso in "Jade" is a good idea
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:41:18 No.144486494
bump :]
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:41:47 No.144486564
>>144486268
Socialize your environment. There's nothing like having the DJ high-five you 5 minutes after you enter the club. This demonstrates influence and power.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:41:59 No.144486600
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Bump
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:42:37 No.144486679
>>144485995
also, start working out
just quick, noticeable stuff, like biceps and abs
curls daily +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE2tIaUyN5k once a week or so makes me a lot more confident with women
the video looks corny at first but just try it once
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:43:03 No.144486732
>>144486418
don't you think that if I wont ask about her life she will think that I'm 'poser' and I dont want to get her know better?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:44:11 No.144486867
>>144486564
Along with that, make friends with people. Work, school, whatever. You never know what power people have (or their family/friends), and you could benefit from it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:44:40 No.144486937
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bumping
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:44:45 No.144486951
>>144486418
examples of neutral topics... except weather...
>> loic 07/01/09(Wed)12:45:14 No.144487010
>>144486192
/facepalm
no shit noob
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:45:18 No.144487014
your a good man, op.
thanks for helping us out
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:45:29 No.144487036
Not OP but contributing.
STAND UP STRAIGHT, no one is attracted to someone who slouches when they walk and stares at their feet, make eye contact with people.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:46:05 No.144487117
>>144486268
What if she says her memory is bad?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:46:32 No.144487188
>>144487117
rape. she'll never remember it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:46:38 No.144487198
>>144487036
OP here, this is way true
plus, if you don't stand straight when you walk it'll make you hunched as you grow older
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:46:44 No.144487214
>>144487036
Second that. Absolutely. Also, wear fitting clothes, for christ's sake. Noone wants to grab your butt while it's in a saggy sack of a jeans.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:46:49 No.144487224
OP, I love you so much.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:48:12 No.144487424
>>144487224
this is mutual
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:48:20 No.144487448
>>144486418
You're a retard, girls love talking about themselves, just don't be creepy about it. And if she's a girl worth getting to know, she'll ask about you in return.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:48:43 No.144487503
>>144486951
911
abortion
rape
Try to combine all three in one sentence.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:49:07 No.144487553
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This is mostly bullshit. Chicks dig nazis. Just look like a nazi at all times and you'll be fine.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:49:24 No.144487587
This shit was on yesterday. Wtf? Most of this isnt true anyways.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:50:00 No.144487673
Also, I'm not sure if this works for just me, but downloading good music really brings up the mood. Invest in a pair of quality headphones, and whenever you're down listen to music: not just courage, angry or whatever music, just music. It will even you out much quicker than you may imagine.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:50:03 No.144487681
Not OP but do something with your hair. Good hair can make or break a guy. Don't get it greasy and combed back or really long and awkward by your ears, get something that looks good and is easy to maintain but doesn't make you look like a douche. Faux-hawks and frosted tips are NEVER a good look
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:50:10 No.144487693
>>144485539
It really depends on if your in a stable healthy relationship where consistantly ok sex is involved or not. Let's assume that your relationship is like how I described. There should be no need to jerk it if your getting laid regularly. Testosterone helps your sex drive, there's no way around that. Also, every guy's level is different. Most guys are fine however, if they get their rocks off at regular intervals. I'm sure most guys will agree that getting laid is usually way better than sitting in front of your computer thinking about unrealistic girls. Not to mention, most girls would take it as an insult if you still masturbate while in a relationship with them.
>> Sinclair Bikini Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:51:00 No.144487812
>>144487117
First off: She will most likely try to appear intelligent, so she won't say that.
Second: If she does indeed claim her memory is bad, tell her you'd be surprised if she managed to remember your name anyways. She'll remember it. Make her wait 10 minutes. -> Profit.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:51:19 No.144487847
>>144487587
maybe for you
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:52:44 No.144487901
>>144486732
Get to know her in conversation.
Asking direct questions makes you look like you're too interested and she'll feel like she's being interrogated. Let details about her slip out in coversation. If they're doing this then it indicates she's comfortable with you.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:53:06 No.144487914
>* When striking up conversation with a girl you like, avoid common topics (what do you study, where do you live, where do you work...) at least until later. You aren't having a conversation with a girl if there isn't an emotional component somehow involved. Remember, talk WITH girls, not at girls.
dude were failtards you have to suggest a conversation topic to us
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:55:07 No.144487986
>>144487812
it still sounds a little douchey to me and that it would have a low success rate.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:56:08 No.144488063
Not OP but contributing more.
Deodorant, get a scent that she can remember you by (old spice, etc.)
When making conversation, don't ask yes or no questions, try to find out her interests, if you know anything about them talk to her about them, if not say "Oh wow thats cool, I always wanted to get into that but I could never (find the time/get into a class/get my friends interested)
When you go out, feel free to have a drink or 2, alcohol helps you release your inhibitions so you will talk more freely and won't be as introverted.
first few days of classes, don't wear headphones. if you do, people won't talk to you. if you leave the headphones at home then you can start new conversations and make new friends. (useful for college)
Meet the friends of your friends. this is how you expand your social group. it can sometimes be hard to make friends with complete strangers, so hang out with your friend and their friends. They will know you are acceptable because you have a mutual friend.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:57:23 No.144488206
>>144487914
Use common topics to initially start talking to her and when she explains about herself you use a detail she says to get off of common topics and actually talk about something that interests you both.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:58:01 No.144488297
>>144487986
ask her about her favorite band then
music is great to talk about
just prepare something descriptive, if you're not really into music then at least act like a certain song or album really means something to you
if she doesn't have anything to contribute about something like music, she's too boring anyway
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)12:58:58 No.144488434
>>144488297
Well so are you if you don't like music. All girls love music, even if it's just Disco Stick.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:00:49 No.144488680
If you get eye contact with some chick, DO NOT just look away. Smile back or something. Practise smiling in front of the mirror if you have to. F.e i was at some party and most of the chicks were fckin ugly, but i got eye contact with 1 cute chick, just smiled backed and waved a little, later she came to me and started talking.
Also always wear clean clothes and was regularly. Not only you are not disgusted by other people then, but you will gain more confidence if you know you are clean and look nice.
If you have bad skin, get some products to help against it. Go to skin doctor if you have to.
The better you look the more confident you are.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:01:04 No.144488713
she WILL tell you about herself. if she tells you one or two things then stands there, she's not interested. girls that like you will want to tell you every single thing that's ever happened to them.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:01:35 No.144488797
>>144488680
if you live anywhere near a beach, jump in the ocean more
salt water really helps with acne
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:02:17 No.144488900
>>144488297
Here are some good bands to like when you are talking to a girl:
O.A.R
Death Cab for Cutie
Jason Mraz
Just listen to a few of their songs (most popular on itunes) and the girl will buy into it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:02:34 No.144488944
>>144488680
wash regularly*
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:02:50 No.144488985
>>144484737
never shaking hands with a girl seems like it was just tacked on here... i would say that bit is incorrect.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:03:29 No.144489088
>>144488797
VERY true.
PS does anyone know any good stuff for oily skin and acne? I just have a few on my face, can't afford a dermatologist at the moment.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:03:31 No.144489091
>>144488900
Only Death Cab makes you not a faggot.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:04:21 No.144489200
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friend zone guy: read this.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:05:57 No.144489416
>>144489088
proactive
three month deal one, not monthly or whatever
after your first month of using it, it changes your standard for your face and you forget what you looked like acnewise beforehand
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:05:59 No.144489427
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Reason why nice guys finish last: They're boring
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:06:02 No.144489431
>>144489088
eat more fishes. that REALLY helps
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:06:12 No.144489455
i love this thread soooo much
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:07:11 No.144489579
>>144489431
fish oil pills at the dollar store same stuff
vitamin e too
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:08:06 No.144489716
>>144489427
No, it's because cumdumpsters are so fucking stupid, they WANT to be abused.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:09:29 No.144489907
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>>144489716
No it's because girls love drama. If you're nice you're boring because they have nothing to bitch about to their friends.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:10:33 No.144490066
start with We Are Scientists if you're looking for a nice band
start with The Great Escape and Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt, then move on to whatever other songs you like by them
youtube - related videos section. use it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:10:46 No.144490108
ok so lets have a test... You just got eye contact with a really cute girl on the party, you smile, she smiles back. You decided to talk to her:
You: Hey, I'm Anon, how are you?
She: I'm Julia, I'm fine, thanks...
what nao?
inb4 raep
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:11:39 No.144490240
Get older and understand all this naturally...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:11:43 No.144490246
>>144490108
If you don't know then you're too ugly to talk to girls
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:12:04 No.144490297
>>144490108
I'm having trouble finding anyone who likes (insert something you like that's common enough for her to know but not common enough to be obvious)
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:13:36 No.144490354
*Don't live your life by rules some douchebag wrote on 4chan after reading a series of men's health articles. Create your own cool by doing what you want, when you want and pursuing things you're interested in and proud of
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:14:24 No.144490372
>>144490246
just want to know your strategy
>> Elle LAWLiet !WcAM9JBPo. 07/01/09(Wed)13:15:51 No.144490423
>>144490354
Wouldn't this post be contradicting itself?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:15:54 No.144490430
>>144490297
That's stupid, it makes you sound like a desperate pathetic loser, go die alone.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:15:54 No.144490431
and what are the benefits of all this besides sex and kids?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:15:58 No.144490439
itwate
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:17:29 No.144490566
>>144490108
i tell her that i really like her shirt, and its nice that shes not dressed all slutty like a lot of the girls here, who are trying way too hard.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:17:30 No.144490568
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bump
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:18:07 No.144490646
>>144490423
*never allow anyone to point out flaws in your reasoning
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:18:41 No.144490712
>>144490566
desperate too... don't you think?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:19:16 No.144490797
>>144490712
whos desperate? the girls? her? or me? the other girls yes. me no her no.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:19:17 No.144490798
vince?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:19:34 No.144490832
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Make her laugh
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:20:10 No.144490903
No one knows what girls want, especially the girl. Just be casual, be yourself, and if it she's not interested then she's not worth fighting for.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:20:45 No.144490991
/b/ is a bunch of lonely guys.
<3
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:11 No.144491055
>>144490797
so she says (but i think she wont say that) : Thanks, thats really sweet...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:17 No.144491070
>>144490108
"that obama is a fucking nigger, don't you agree?"
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:31 No.144491097
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>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:32 No.144491098
Who is the OP to be giving this "advice"?
This thread makes me rage.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:33 No.144491102
>>144490354
been there done that
it didn't work
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:35 No.144491105
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>>144490991
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>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:21:41 No.144491125
>>144490797
You're desperate.
Reasons why this could go wrong:
1. You could be talking about her friend.
2. She could think there's nothing wrong with the way the other girls are dressed
3. You're probably going to offend her
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:22:02 No.144491166
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thread needs tits for inspiration
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:22:13 No.144491199
>>144491098
internet tough guy
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:22:18 No.144491218
>>144490991
or guys who are alone
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:22:23 No.144491226
>>144490903
maybe she want to be the one who you will fight for...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:22:32 No.144491250
>>144485064
>>144485064
I tried this, some times already, trust me, if you fap daily for weeks, and then suddenly stop for two days, you really feel pumped up. It's like on of those days you think, it couldn't have worked out better today
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:23:07 No.144491337
>>144491125
1. odds are she's standing with her friends
2. you point out some of the girls that are DEF dressed like sluts, and there always are.
3. if she's offended then it clearly isnt going to work out.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:23:33 No.144491400
Also, when's the age that you got your first girlfriend?
I'm asking all of /b/.
Because I'm 18. And I just got my first girlfriend a week ago. I'm... so... fukken... pathetic...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:23:33 No.144491401
be memorable i don't know how
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:23:46 No.144491429
Working out helps like none other. Before I worked out I would get bouts of depression and no girls noticed me. Ever since I started working out I have been a metric shit ton happier and I get approached all the time now. The youtube workout that was posted earlier was good for beginners, but also be sure to do some deadlifts, sqauts, and other compound exercises. I find Men's Health as a great site for workout ideas and dietary advice.
Once you start working out things will become easier and you will want to go out to show the work that you have invested (if you do not, then you haven't worked enough). For posture use the upright row (Grip a 35 or 50 pound plate/kettlebell at the top with a very close grip your hands should be touching, from your arms extended all the way down lift the plate vertically by pulling your elbows out until the plate reaches your chin, slowly lower it down and repeat for 20-30 reps if you can do them without feeling like you've had the shit kicked out of you then move to a higher weight). That variant of upright row will give you noticeable shoulders that will fill in your shirt better.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:23:50 No.144491439
>>144490246
If you think being ugly by itself stops you from getting a girl, then you're too stupid to talk to girls
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:24:00 No.144491465
>>144491226
If she's not interested she won't want your interest.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:24:19 No.144491513
bump!!!
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:24:25 No.144491524
bump.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:24:28 No.144491534
>>144486192
Newfag.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:24:29 No.144491539
>>144491400
19, couple months before 20
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:24:32 No.144491546
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>>144491070
lol, nice one.
someone said tits?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:25:18 No.144491643
>>144491400
16. also lost my virginity at that age, burned out by the time i was 19 though. now i'm on /b/
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:25:22 No.144491654
>>144491400
23 and never had a girlfriend. Where is your god now?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:25:42 No.144491700
1 issue op, i cant get 9 hours of sleep every night, i work nights. but then again i guess that alone makes me unatractive.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:25:55 No.144491735
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>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:26:06 No.144491748
OP why do you care so much if other people are lonely or not , I sense ulterior motives to do this.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:26:23 No.144491798
>>144491700
you can't find time to nap during the day?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:26:28 No.144491811
Hey OP, I posted the first part yesterday. Glad to see it could help enough for you to copy it
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:26:29 No.144491818
>>144491439
If you're that socially awkward then you probably are ugly and that's why you don't know how to talk to girls. Any hot or decent looking guy knows how to talk to girls, and any guy worth going out with knows how to interact with other people.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:29:14 No.144491920
>>144491700
I work nights too. Normally I'm tired enough in the afternoon to sleep right, but I find a couple 2-4 hour naps throughout the day are pretty easy to get.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:30:38 No.144491946
>>144491125
ok, if you're having trouble finding something to talk about, take this as an example, its how i got my last lay.
me and some friends are at a gig. there are lots of people standing close to each other, its all good.one of the drummers has a crazy big afro. it looks awful. now rather than just insult him to get someones attention like was suggested, i do this. Lean towards attractive girl "do you know the drummer?"
She says no.
If she had said yes, id say tell him hes got banging hair haha. Get a laugh out her, then introduce myself etc etc, ask who shes here with and how we know the bands. She said no, so i told her i was fixated by his floating mop of hair. She laughed. I introduced myself.
Its that easy, hard part over, we got on great. Swapped phone numbers at the end of the night, week later we went to the cinema, kissed, shit went from there.
good luck.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:31:08 No.144491970
>then you're too stupid to talk to girls
this sounds weird
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:31:37 No.144492006
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>>144484678
>* Stop watching porn. It lowers your self-esteem.
It lowers YOUR self-esteem
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:31:54 No.144492040
I love this thread. It's full of things I had to find out the hard way, through trial and error. Not sure about the fapping, but fapping less does increase confidence for me.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:32:00 No.144492051
*Don't stare at a girl's boobies. They will catch you
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:32:06 No.144492061
>>144490832
This. Girl like it when u make them laugh, dno why. But dont be all like, lololol have u heard this joke yet? Also don't have this fkcin obsession, omfg now i have to make her laugh harr harr. Just act as if you are hanging out with friends. Also don't talk about computers or mmorpg or how you owned some fag in some gay, if the girl isn't a gamer, which she isn't, she will think you are a fuckin retard and you don't have a chance with her.
Like mentioned before, music is good subject, try to listen as much different songs as possible, so you could relate to whatever the fuck she likes and talk about it. Even tho you might hate that shit, dont say it, say smth, meh it's okay blablabla but i like this song better from them or prefer some other shit etc.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:32:11 No.144492067
aqymo
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:33:19 No.144492208
>>144491946
you had to talk to a girl all night,thats terrible
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:33:19 No.144492209
ITT: Someone who never studied psychology doesn't realize that people pick up on it when you consciously mirror body language and are creeped out by it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:34:28 No.144492374
Thanks OP, you're a motherfucking god !
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:34:29 No.144492375
>>144492209
they make pills for that.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:34:38 No.144492392
all this adapting to girls , when are they going to adapt to us?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:35:04 No.144492461
>>144484678
great vid on body language:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-mVcS4TYhM
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:35:14 No.144492493
>>144492051
thats humanly impossible
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:35:45 No.144492568
>>144491539
Well, I'll be... so I'm not alone!
I just asked because practically everyone at my school had had a girlfriend by the age of, like, 14.
Now, wether these relationships had any depth, value, or meaning is up for debate but... I can tell you, I was being made fun of because of this.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:35:52 No.144492583
bumping for great justice
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:36:19 No.144492638
>>144492461
i hate these new fucking memes
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:36:45 No.144492698
*Friend zone is for pussies, give her the choice of lossing you as a friend or gaining a boyfriend. Do not let her off the hook and stay friends...just make sure your ready for the shit storm and fallout when things break up
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:37:03 No.144492742
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>>144492493
agreed.
<<Don't look!!!!
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:37:19 No.144492785
make her come she will stick with ya
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:37:39 No.144492827
>>144492742
I lost.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:37:46 No.144492852
is there a way to get out of the already dated zone?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:37:50 No.144492858
>>144484678
>>144484678
This is amateur shit, check out Real Social Dynamics is you wanna pull some serious ass. I recommend the Blueprint seminar DVDs, fucking Jedi Mind Tricks I shit you not.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:38:42 No.144493003
>>144491400
You're doing better than the majority of /b/. I'm 20 and have yet to get a girlfriend. Although, I did get to touch my best friend's girlfriend's tits when we are all wasted once. Indeed, shit was so cash.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)13:38:48 No.144493013
>>144492858
isn't chloroform easier?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:52:55 No.144493030
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>>144486418
>>144486418
>>144486418
>>144486418
this entire thread reminds me of david deangelo
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:53:02 No.144493044
I love We Are Scientists, great band, but this girl i am into is more into raegae (i think thats how its spelled) and she likes Rebolution and Pepper and Slightly Stoopid so i have been listening to those bands, and now i like slightly stoopid. But the thing about this girl is that she use to like me about a month or 2 ago but then i dated this other chick and broke it off because i didn't really like her so now i am talking to the same girl hoping that she'll like me again. I don't know if she does but we talk about EVERYTHING for hours on end and she randomly says, " I MISS YOU!" in our chats on FB and yeah but whenever i ask her to hang out, she is always busy, but i planned in advance this time to hang out with her so today i might see her and we haven't seen each other in like 3 weeks due to the end of school. Got any tips for me anon? I wanna ask her out but i don't know how she feels about me and she is a really great friend. Also i make her laugh as constantly as possible by just saying random things and tellin her how i am just weird like that (because she thinks she is weird due to some ADD and insomnia problems so i try to relate to her and tell her that i don't mind her problems)
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:53:13 No.144493066
>>144484678
Why never buy a drink for a girl? And what do I do with my hands when meeting a new girl? It seems awkward just to leave them dangling there...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:53:34 No.144493085
Here's one. Create a false time constraint. If you're at a club say you only have a few minutes to talk because you have to get back to your friends. This makes them want you more and builds attraction.
>> Kabacho 07/01/09(Wed)14:53:51 No.144493109
over michael jackson
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:54:19 No.144493146
I got my mate out of friendzoned, he was getting walked on by this chick and shit, I told him to turn his personality around, and be an absolute cunt.
She now wants him, he found someone better and tells her to get fucked regulary lol.
Any anons needing advice add my MSN:
frostyraver@gmail.com
I'm just trying to help a bro, only ass if you got serious issues.
I'm a headcase myself, but I know where you're coming from anon.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:55:17 No.144493240
I love We Are Scientists, great band, but this girl i am into is more into raegae (i think thats how its spelled) and she likes Rebolution and Pepper and Slightly Stoopid so i have been listening to those bands, and now i like slightly stoopid. But the thing about this girl is that she use to like me about a month or 2 ago but then i dated this other chick and broke it off because i didn't really like her so now i am talking to the same girl hoping that she'll like me again. I don't know if she does but we talk about EVERYTHING for hours on end and she randomly says, " I MISS YOU!" in our chats on FB and yeah but whenever i ask her to hang out, she is always busy, but i planned in advance this time to hang out with her so today i might see her and we haven't seen each other in like 3 weeks due to the end of school. Got any tips for me anon? I wanna ask her out but i don't know how she feels about me and she is a really great friend
Also, i make her laugh as constantly as possible by just saying witty things and being random and saying "i'm just weird like that" (cuz she always says that she is weird due to her ADD or Insomnia and other problems that she mentions but i try to relate to her and tell her that i dont mind her problems at all...)
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:55:47 No.144493298
>>144491400
FUN FACT: 50% of People don't even have sex until after 18.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:00 No.144493320
>>144491400
19
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:14 No.144493348
>>144493085
lie her at the begining? Nice try Anon.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:19 No.144493360
tv
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:30 No.144493387
>>144491337
>>144491337
Every girl is going to react differently. I would think that some stranger who walked up to me and said that was a judgmental assfuck. Maybe some other girl wouldn't, but I don't know any that would be impressed.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:35 No.144493399
>>144493240
>>144493044
Fuck sorry for the repost, /b/ was being retarded and wouldn't update when i submitted my post, but i could use some tips/advice anon
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:38 No.144493408
you all realise that these tips are just a placebo.if you follow these tips and truely believe they will give you confidence make you a more attractive person then they will make you more confident and a more attractive person.
its all in the mind.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:56:59 No.144493443
PROTIP:
Stop browsing 4chan
It'll do wonders for your self-esteem.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:57:06 No.144493460
>>144490108
>>144490108
so what did you want to be when you were seven?
samefag as>>144493030
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:57:48 No.144493550
>>144493443
/thread
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:57:56 No.144493566
>>144493298
>>144493298
Really? I thought the average age for loss of virginity in the u.s. was sixteen.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:58:20 No.144493624
>>144490354
this anon speaks the truth
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:58:48 No.144493683
shit, just be yourself. If you're going to talk to a girl with something from /b/ in the back of your head it will not work out.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:59:12 No.144493736
Fucken saved
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:00:12 No.144493866
All girls are different. All of this advice is bullshit because it is not applicable to every member of the female population and that's how you guys are all presenting and taking it as.
Women = individuals.
>> 2 centage Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:00:12 No.144493871
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>>144488680
The best thing you can use is astringent, it can be found cheaply or expensive, and it seriously cleans your skin. Not only that, but you'll really be able to pick up every little thing between your pores. This stuff and cottonballs will work wonders, trust me.
Another thing that girls really look for in a guy, though very shallow, is hair. He could have the ugliest face but if he's got lengthy, nice hair, he's officially hot. Sad, but true. Find clothing that fits you well, and give you a good body shape. Don't look for any trends, but look unique, stand out in your own personal way. Try to understand what kind of girls you like and want to attract, and see what they prefer in a guy. Try and give your own twist on that type, if you think you can. Girls will see you as something new, with the old elements they love.
Basically, be different, but the same.
Pic related, it's me.
>> JAPAN SUCKS 07/01/09(Wed)15:00:37 No.144493924
The food is great, the historical culture is wonderful, hiking in the mountains and temples was one of my favourite things to do, the arcades and nerd shopping is fantastic, internet is fast and toilets are fucking amazing (seatwarmers FTW). I would recommend it for anybody to visit.
I just had the huge misfortune of being in a workplace with a horrible boss and bad politics. A lot of backstabbing, a lot of hostile chi I guess you could call it. Toss in that I was a foreigner, a girl and the least qualified there - they made it very clear to me in the beginning that my being there was a huge imposition and they didn't think much of me in the slightest (also according to the office gossip I'm arrogant, intimidating, noisy, disrespectful and I dress like a ho). My boss told me to my face that I was the worst Canadian woman he had ever met and my coworkers sat by stonefaced because getting hazed is just "one of those things". Unfortunately, since it's a Japanese workplace it's one of those things you're expected to put up with. I lost 10 pounds from job stress alone within the first three months and for the first time in my life I had insomnia, I dreaded getting out of bed in the morning and I was prone to depressive fits.
I just got the shit end of the stick I guess. Not all Japanese people were awful; I met some genuinely kind and wonderful friends. If you study a martial art or pursue Buddhist practices there the people are as nice as anything. But even in general their attitudes towards women and other cultures drove me up the wall. I got asked a lot of dumb questions, dating as a foreign woman blows and I've been through some whacked out situations with other people.
I would gladly go back to visit, hike, see my friends and get some naginata in but God forbid if I ever work or live there again.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:00:54 No.144493973
ITT: Pickup artists educating B
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:01:05 No.144493999
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never buy a drink to a girl???
i never heard this rule before, someone care to explain?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:01:17 No.144494030
when you talk use your hands (not too much).
makes even boring topics seem interesting
yes most women are dumb enough to be tantalized by your hands waving around
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:01:56 No.144494125
>>144493566
I'm sixteen...have a boyfriend.....and I'm still a virgin. Shitsux.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:02:11 No.144494152
>>144489088
dove make up removing wipes
im a manfag but i swear to god they work awesome. also sweating and then washing up right away cleans skin up like no other. you dont even really have to work out hard.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:02:36 No.144494210
>>144493866
Yes, it is. Because any beautiful women will want a confident and strong man and what OP is suggesting will make you appear confident.
Srsly, guys. I know this shit and what OP says is 100% true. This might as well be the most valuable thread on /b/
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:02:42 No.144494225
TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:02:44 No.144494229
agreed i have nice traps and chicks digg it just dont overdue the size most girls dont like pencil necks
>> noko 07/01/09(Wed)15:03:20 No.144494320
>>144491546
nice tits
btw... first "legit' girlfriend at 16...second "unofficial" girlfriend at 17 (im guessing thats a little below average, considering people get their liscences at 16 that may/may not have a little something to do with it i dont know but you can already tell I overanalyze the situation too much)
I just told my latest girlfriend we needed a break, because she keeps spending too much time with her ex-boyfriend and his band. Sounds shady already, I know. I know she wouldnt fuck him...but I dont trust her 100% at all.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:03:48 No.144494397
use toothpaste for acne! no joke, use especially the minty kind and the next day you'll see the redness and puffiness receding, and the night you put it on you actually feel like its freshening up your skin.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:04:03 No.144494431
>>144493999
look at what anon said. when ever you give her something without meaning or just give a random compliemtn. your actually just saying "would you like some dick"
>>144486418
its a big turn off
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:04:08 No.144494446
>>144494030
these are called 'illustrators" and increase when someone is telling the truth - hence you will enhance credibility if you use them a lot
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:04:13 No.144494460
>>144493999
Why would you want to buy her a drink? Has she earned it? Just because she is pretty you should buy her a drink? Make her buy you the first drink and then award her with buying her a drink. Make her work for you, because you are the alpha and she will be lucky to have you.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:05:06 No.144494620
If you do have a girlfriend and have some hope of it lasting a while, don't jump into sexual stuff too fast. It can give the feeling that you've already done everything and you might get bored with each other. Does not apply if you find a girl that's willing to give it regularly or you just want some ass for a while.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:05:20 No.144494651
interesting...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:05:20 No.144494654
>>144494397
I have somewhat acne up and down both arms, it's just all along.
Best way to try and remove it?
Btw its not full blown acne, just alot of spots.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:05:30 No.144494685
>>144493683
true. never fuckin talk with a girl about computers or mmorpgs or how you owned some fag over the internet. unless the girl is a gamer aswell, which she isn't. music is kind of neutral area to get conversation started. also try to listen as much diff crap as you can so you can talk about diff bands, even tho you fuckin hate that kind of music. the more you know about some shit the more you can talk about it.
also girl like it when u can make them laugh, dno why, they just like it. but not like, lololol have you heard that joke yet lololol, hilarious. just try to act relaxed and calm as if you are hangin out with your friends, but dont fuckin make same inside jokes as you do with your friends, others dont understand it and it will make you look like a cuntface.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:05:47 No.144494732
*Don't try to be a hardass to get girls. They won't tell you this but they really can tell when you're faking.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:06:19 No.144494817
>>144489200
>>144489200
I got a little teary reading that.
It was a Running Riot in Halo3....
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:06:24 No.144494825
jslp
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:06:24 No.144494829
i don't give a fuck, i'm fucked anyway.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:07:12 No.144494955
>>144494732
Fake it until you make it then. Being hardass is better than being nice guy.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:07:45 No.144495049
>>144493003
This anon is a god
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:10:52 No.144495320
>>144493999
>>144493999
>>144493999
>>144493999
PLEASE DO
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:11:24 No.144495330
>>144493999
You GET THEM to buy YOU a drink, it will make you seam impowered.
Don't fucking go up and say, "Hey bitch buy me a drink" that's UNATTRACTIVE.
Make her laugh and smilie then say comeon, buy me a drink I could use one. Or some shit.
A way to a womans heart is through laughter.
A way to a mans heart is through his stomach.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:12:07 No.144495357
*When talking to a girl, ask her for her opinion on something (ie "how do you feel about ___"). It will make her comfortable and avoid awkward silences.
*Drinking lots of water helps with acne (I can testify to this myself). Being outside for 15-20 minutes daily helps too.
*SMILE! Remember when that one person smiled at you and you felt closer to them? You can do that to people too.
*Stop sitting around alone at home all day. It can make you feel down.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:12:08 No.144495360
>>144485714
I beg to differ. OP's a pickupfag.
which lair, OP?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:14:18 No.144495622
>>144493298
i had sex with three people before i was 18. shit was fuckin cash
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:16:26 No.144495959
>>144493066
Never go up to a chick and say, "Lemme buy you a drink." is what he means.
If you're on a date, or something, then do it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:17:42 No.144496176
A su/b/ort group?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:18:17 No.144496289
Be an alpha male.
Be a douche.
Chicks dig it.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:18:47 No.144496380
samefag as >>144488680 and >>144492061
About op's point about mirroring. Dont do it too much, it may seem like you are imitating the other person or trying to make fun of her.
also, when other person has arms crossed while talking to you, it may mean that she is protective and closed, try to get her arms uncrossed. do that by giving her smth to hold, like here can you hold my drink or a bottle or a phone for a sec i brb or tie my shoes or whatever. most likely afterwards she wont keep her arms crossed which mean she more opened to talking to. learn to bodylanguage, helps shitloads.
>>144492061
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:18:48 No.144496388
>>144491400
pathetic? wtf? you have a girlfriend!
you'll fall in love with her, she'll fall in love with you, you will be happy together.
what's pathetic about that?
enjoy every single moment of your fuckin life, anon
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:19:13 No.144496452
>>144489088
Wash with cold water. Go out in the sun, but wipe the sweat off. Don't eat too much junk food.
>>144491400
18 or 19 years
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:19:48 No.144496558
good info. wrote this down. do suggest for guys who need it becuase it helps you interanlize it.
thanks op! most stuff i like knew but never really put to mind
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:20:22 No.144496663
>>144496380
fuck typos
>most likely afterwards she wont keep her arms crossed which mean she is more opened to talking to you. learn to bodylanguage, helps shitloads.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:21:14 No.144496812
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My friend made the mistake of bringing a girl he was trying to hook up with over to my house with a few of her friends. I just carried on with what I was doing and played guitar and casually contributed to the conversation occasionally, but made it seem like what I was doing was more interested. Meanwhile, my friend was trying way too hard to keep their attention thus making me seem way more interesting.
After that night the girl totally sweated my balls but I'm not an ass so let my friend have her.
The lesson of this: do your own thing and don't act too interested. Girls are immediately interested when you ACTIVELY IGNORE them.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:22:04 No.144496953
>>144489200
I don't get it, I'm a complete dick, but girls still hate me.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:24:17 No.144497333
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just bumping
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:24:53 No.144497415
PROTIP: Avoid the following words, girls don't like them.
nigger
fag
cunt
wish I would have known this... : (
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:25:46 No.144497581
This is how I met my last girlfriend:
*in a club*
Her: You're friend dared me to kiss you
Me: Really?
A week later in a bar the same friend tried to throw ice cubes down her top and I jumped in to defend her, later she said the dare thing again, only this time he hadn't.
We swapped numbers, and a girl who's friend zone I happened to be in told me what to say.
Two days later we were in bed, two weeks later I was in her friend zone.
tl;dr I can't get girls without help : [
>> noko Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:25:49 No.144497586
>>144496812
true.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:25:53 No.144497601
>>144493066
Look at at her eyes, if you don't look away, you will seam like you have some type of confidence, I you talk with your hands it will SEAM like you're interesting and Intellectual.
Notice business men talk with thier hands to explain something? ALL people rich and powerful will explain stuff with their hands.
The sooner you realize woman are cunts, the easier this becomes, if you think of them as nothing more than an object, you have the advantage, Hell I went out, sat down at a club and had nice looking bitches coming up to ME, after working a fuck load I go out to hang my head, it's my thing, Some chick while I was texting and IGNOREING her was trying to get my attention by closing my phone (I have a hiptop), she did it several times, but, I knew she was drunk as fuck, and i've come to a point in my life where I want someone, to talk to, and do all that boyfriendy bullshit.
Also get a job and hit up your workmates, I had some chick trying to talk to me and wave at me at a bar, but I keep my chin up and continue to act like a bit of a cunt aka alpha male.
Those bitches have to work for my approval.
MSN is int he e-mail field i'll be around for like 5 more mins.
Also I had a girlfriend, but I want a gamer chick.
>> HailMe 07/01/09(Wed)15:26:22 No.144497707
Ive been telling women off latly. Ive havent been faping much either. It bores the hell out of me OP. Since i got to the conclusion that its just a waste of time. Fun, yet tiring because I guy is just a dildo to most women that don't give a damn about who you are, just how fast you can screw them while telling them they aint shit.
Women are retards that haven't made any conclusive decisions in their lifes, specially partywhores. You see, im come to this conclusion because people rather stroke their cocks than go out and fuck. They are aggitated with a bitter feeling towards dating not so much because of ackwardness of pulling it off, but genuinly wanting to do shit, society tells with an broke spirit, its what makes a man, how many times he can fuck without getting crabs or whatever.
I believe fappers of b are silent wise men.
And i know how the fuck to make a woman to spread her legs wide and open on the first date. Because most of them are morons that i guy has the power to convey a feeling to, which makes them simply tools. But fapping is fucking less of a waste of time.
PUAs are just tiny men, trying to compensate for their sense of selfworth a feeling of accomplishment, like wowplayers and sport fantatics. It just a diffrent way to waste time.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:27:39 No.144497908
>>144488985
If a girl accepts shaking your hand, they are either insecure or they dont like you.
I met my girlfriend through a friend I barely knew. We talked for a long time and when she was leaving we exchanged phone numbers and I held out my hand for a handshake. She said "id rather give you a hug instead".
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:30:27 No.144498124
>>144495357
Going out alone somewhere and seeing groups of girls is bad for your self esteem mmkay, you don't try to talk to them, it's akward
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:31:23 No.144498252
>>144493871
lolwut camwhore
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:32:17 No.144498405
get a wodge of dollars ($400 at least) and tie a string round them, then buy a buttplug and tie the other end round that. Then stick the buttplug in your ass, not too deep, and let the dollars swing between your legs.
Then go and introduce yourself to hot chicks, believe me they love this shit
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:32:40 No.144498472
>>144493871
>>144493871
>>144493871
>>144493871
>>144493871
are you from germany?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:33:03 No.144498551
Confidence is an inner knowing, not outwards showing.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:33:35 No.144498631
>>144498472
Sadly, no.
Sounds fun though.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:33:48 No.144498662
>>144497908
that meant she didn't want skin to skin contact
you probably have (or look like you've got) rabies
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:34:10 No.144498727
>>144493044
yo, can i get some tips or anything? i feel like i am friend zoned with this chick...
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:34:54 No.144498847
>>144498405
>>144498405
>>144498405
>>144498405
srslywat
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:35:01 No.144498861
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>>144498662
or she just liked him.... like mudkipz
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:36:21 No.144499092
>>144497581
"Your friend dared me to kiss you" = KISS HER!!!!!!!!!!!
or you could reply with "Only if you're a good kisser" something kinda funny, in an confident way.
Or just go in for the kiss right there.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:36:28 No.144499113
this thread is close to 404'd
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:38:55 No.144499494
moralfags go into hiding after noon.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:39:25 No.144499592
>>144494654
i think you have keratosis, i have it too had it since i has 9
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:39:42 No.144499637
Meh...I met this girl 10 months ago in WoW, talked with her and we just found out that we had alot of things in common and that we lived only 2,5 hours apart....Unfortunatly she had a boyfriend, but I stayed friends with her, and a couple of months later she began telling me about how mean he was towards her, and since I never had a gf I just tried to comfort her the best I could, this lead to her dropping her bf some weeks later in favour of me and we decided to meet eachother, were I should stay at her house over a weekend. It was nice and quiet and nothing big happened, but Sunday evening I got a text message from her that she thought it was too soon for her to get a new bf and it would take a while before she was ready. The day after I got another message that she would go back to her ex, but we could still be friends....I was really pissed, but decided to forgive her since we actually havent been talking seriously about getting together, so we stayed friends and kept talking to eachother almost everyday like before until 2 months ago where she dumped her bf yet again...
part 1/2
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:39:57 No.144499673
>>144499092
Thats what I did, 25 times over 3 days to be exact
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:40:16 No.144499722
I was there for her yet again and comforted her and she told me that I'm the sweetest guy she have ever known, that I always make her laugh and she is so happy that we are friends. Now two weeks ago we had a typical conversation, and.....well I dont remember how we got there, but I must have made it obvious that I still have feelings for her, because she got suspicious, so I told her that I still had feelings for her, that I loved her.....all she could say was "I dont know what to say..." followed by an hour of silence, that she texted me again and we began talking like nothing had happened...I feel like I have screwed up big time now...>< She have always given me the expression that she still had some feelings for me...but maybe I just misunderstood her....I dont know what to do, I really love her, but she is going to start on college after the summer vacation, and Im just afraid Im gonna loose her to some other boy....
and inb4 "underage b&" Im 20, she is 17
part 2/2
>> Protagonist 07/01/09(Wed)15:40:54 No.144499834
>>144494817
awesome
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:42:00 No.144500035
>>144499722
I have the same process, and if they respond like that then I just move on. Even when it's worked, I've lost them when they go to college.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:42:58 No.144500181
bump
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:44:08 No.144500394
bump the best thread on /b/ today
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:45:05 No.144500585
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>>144499722
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:45:24 No.144500649
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>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:47:25 No.144500926
also, lurk /fa/ to get an idea what looks good and what haircut to get etc.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:47:46 No.144500943
>>144499722
if you really care about her you should try to get closer to her and really, really try to do not let other guy fuck her
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:49:02 No.144501014
http://happybrainstorm.com/
Awesome site
tells you everything that
OP says, but much more detailed
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:50:11 No.144501105
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>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
>>144492852
this =/
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:50:53 No.144501133
- Listen to your favorite band once a day, just because they're awesome.
Thanks for the goodness OP, I'mma go outside and hang out now.
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:53:45 No.144501250
Poster of: >>144499637 and >>144499722 to >>144500585
Just so you know, 15 is the legal age in my country
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:54:27 No.144501296
masturbation is like sex, it releases hormones and endorphins that tone your skin and make you happier
fail
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:55:03 No.144501312
Figure this one out:
I had a girlfriend of three years from 15-18, we were happy, we were in love, and then she was in a car accident with her brother and she didn't make it out. For the past (2 years in August) I've been absolutely lost and miserable because I'm not pursuing girls looking for a good night or two. I want the kinda feeling I had with my girlfriend, so there have been two girls since who I've become their best guy friend on campus and have transitioned into actually dating one very casually, but when I opened up with them about my feelings they said they just wanted to be friends. Friend zone is bull shit, and it's really depressing me to think that my girlfriend was the only girl in the world who would think of me as more than just a friend. I keep trying to figure out what i is that I did to get into a relationship in the first place but I don't think I did anything..it Just happened. Can somebody help me with this friend zone situation?
>> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)15:56:20 No.144501483
>>144484678
>It'll subconsciously make them like you more.
But I don't want people to like me.
>> Protagonist 07/01/09(Wed)15:58:05 No.144501772
>>144499722
>I'm the sweetest guy she have ever known, that I always make her laugh and she is so happy that we are friends
Christ, that hit me hard. I've been there w
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