Hey there folks,

I'm going by the name dsanchez here, short for dirty sanchez... I think you understand! I want you to know from the outset that I'm a goddam laugh, even if I do have to say it for myself! I realise I just broke the pua rules of not bigging yourself up by saying that, but fuck it, it's only you guys - and it's true!

I'm here cos I need an opener I can use on a friend of mine. It's only become apparent to me that I really dig this chick, even tho I've known her for a while and my problem is, how do I move myself from the friend zone back into the boyfriend zone??? I admit I ain't the handsomest bastard on the planet & that affects my confidence quite a bit, but with the perfect opener I think I could crack this case wide open & report back...

So, can you experts help me? I've already got a routine in mind using the Ross Jeffries NLP method of asking her to tell me about the signals she gets from herself when she feels attracted to someone and using that to make her realise that I'm the man she's thinking of, but I still need an opener. Something loud and proud that'll get both me & her into this conversation.

I realise the onus is on me to do this, and I'll report back from the field and let you know the score, but I REALLY need an opener to get on to the subject.

Anything you've got would be greatly appreciated.

By the by, I'm from Belfast - Northern Ireland - I'm 31 years old and I'm the politest, most intellegent and up for it kinda guy there is. Anyone who fancies a trip to Ulster for a bit of sarging, give me a shout & lets see what we can arrange! My door is always open...

Amor est vitae essentia