*bows*
*enters dojo*

Listen guys I'm really stupid. All I know how to do is follow rules and I can't even get that right.

That and I have a sense of humor.

I'm 36 and the last time I had sex (excluding hookers) was last March 2014. It was with a fat chick from OkCupid. Prior to that, it was December of 2000, with a hot, tasty girl ... really fucking hot... like an 11 body with an 8-9 face, which meant doggstyle lasted all of 30 seconds ..lol..

Yeah, so I'm doing something wrong now. I used to be a really fun person and these years have just flown by. I'm an introvert and I don't get out and do things any more. Actually, most of my friends has vanished since they settled down with their girlfriends starting somewhere around 2008.

It all started when I actually started taking work and school seriously. Once I started doing that I lost my sense of humor, alienated my friends, and stopped being fun... Actually, this bitch therapist mind warped me when I was on probation, starting in summer of 2000, and filled my head with a bunch of bullshit that made me scared of being a man, because she sent a letter to my PO literally anytime I disagreed with her... Goddamnit.... I should have fired her... o well.. I drank a bunch of anti-male Kool Aid she had like "any time you slam a door near a woman, it's almost the same thing as domestic abuse"....

Anyways, fast forward 15 years. I'm old. I'm alone. I don't do shit on the weekends.. I'm currently on leave of absence from work after being caught with THC in my urine, even though I had a doctor's recommendation for it.

I was applying for jobs for a few weeks straight, came up with nothing, and right now I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally lost in this world and maybe this is the wrong forum .... but I feel like if I were getting laid on the reg I wouldn't be getting in trouble at work. I feel like maybe if I have a big slice of pussy each night I wouldn't be needing to smoke weed all of the time (even though I seriously do have chronic pain from a car accident).

Everyone says "go to a club". Guess I need to do that.

I'm not a bad looking guy at all . Really funny, in good shape, I'm just really, really fucking shy.

*bows*
*leave dojo*

*MODERATOR: Edited to remove personal info*

Hey Mojo Dojo!

As a great PUA once told me "the rules are there as guidelines, not necessarily absolute rules to be obeyed"

You're here looking to improve yourself which is one of the first steps to greatness, there is a long road and great adventure ahead of you. I hope you can find the majority of answers and guidance to what you need here.

Stay in the dojo... there is much here you can learn about yourself and the world around you

Ben S

*bow*

Thank you sir. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

I am happy to read these amazing stuff from you, keep posting such amazing things ..

Haha.. Well I'll take that as a compliment, I guess. Just let my life be a lesson to younger people.

Don't let the best years of your life slip away from you.

Don't give up on dating because it's going to catch up with you someday.

Even if you don't want a relationship, all of your friends will eventually ditch you to be in their relationships, so you might as well bite the bullet and go for it.