It all started when i was nine years old, and I had a crush on a girl from my class. let's call her Emily. I liked Emily a lot, so naturally I started talking to her. That is number one mistake there already. I got rejected, as i thought, she was hot, and i was not, or that's what i thought, there you have mistake number two.
Until i became sixteen, i actually hadn't had my first kiss. I'm a smart guy, and i am born with a brain that realizes things before I even realize it. So at age sixteen, i realized that, what i had done so far was wrong, obviously because i have had no results till there. So i was at a party, there i stood, a young amateur, trying to find a girl to do things with. I approached a group of people, and without realizing it, I was subconsciously ignoring my target, a target would be the girl you are trying to seduce. well i wasn't really trying to seduce her, but i had been looking at her the whole time, and thought to myself that i would never be able to get her, because she's in a whole other league than me. by the way, i am not shy, and i have never been shy. so i stood there in the group of people, getting some jokes on, having fun, cause i had given up trying to pick up girls. not that i turned gay, i just thought that a break would be a good idea. while i was having fun, doing some bar tricks, cracking some jokes, this girl had noticed, i didn't talk to her at all. so she tried talking to me. When she talked to me, i smelled the worst beer breath in my life. since i had given up on her, i told her that she smells like beer. I thought she would get the hell out of the place, but actually she stayed and had a good time, enjoying my tricks and jokes. After intertaining people for like 10-15 minutes, i felt a little dizzy, and went over to some chairs. what happened, is that the girl just magically followed me. I didn't believe my own eyes, i was like: "What in the world is going on? she's hot, i'm not. Why is this girl following me, and having a good time with my company? so i asked her: "Why did you follow me?" she answered that she had a great time, when i was entertaining the group. i thought to myself that i had subconsciously ignored her, and told her that she smells like beer, and she had a great time? what sick parallel universe is this? well the talk went on, i got her some drinks, and before i knew, she came closer to kiss me, i got closer, and kissed her, and we sat there for like 10-15 minutes. I got her number, and said, that I'd call her back, but i never did. instead i went home, and analyzed what the hell had happened the earlier night, at first i woke up hung over, and thought it was a dream, but confirmed that it wasn't, by looking in my phone.

what the hell went down yesterday? from not getting a glimpse of attention, to suddenly have the hottest girl of the party following fugly me? My first thought was: "something was wrong", using half an hour, analyzing it, i came up with an answer to it. nothing was wrong, actually everything was as it should be, it was the most obvious, the past 7 years i tried, but nothing happened, this was the answer, this was the conclusion.
Let me explain. First off, since I ignored her, she was the only one left outside. she was the only one, i didn't care about, she was the only ne i didn't entertain. The only reason, she could laugh, is because she stood there, not because I WANTED to entertain her, I wqas just trying to get some new friends, kill some time, and entertain other people than her. That's when she tried talking to me. What did i do? i "negged her. what is a Neg, you might ask. a Neg works wonders, it is a comment that has a nice neutrality to it. it's not good, it's not bad, it's just neutral. sometimes, if a girl is a real bitch, the neg is good more negative, than positive. the neg was: you smell like beer. she could see, that i had a beer, so that must mean I don't hate beer, but on the other hand, who likes a beer smelly person? see? neutral. I actually didn't realize i was following a professional pick up artist step by step list, until the next morning. what happened next, is that i walked away, and wanted to sit down. she followed me, that is "isolation" i isolated her from the rest of the people. from there NO MORE NEGS! i couldn't do more magic on her, she was already under my spell. from there, i did a kiss-close.
I kept using this formula, but with no luck. I am now 18 years old, and still a virgin. i have managed to get phone numbers, and made out with a lot of girls, but I never found out how to get them to come home with me. This was until I told one of my friends this formula, and he's a pounding machine, he's up around a hundred girls by now. He said, that it sounds like what Neil Strauss and his mates do. He told me Neil Strauss wrote a book, about his adventures, and how he became a PUA, "Pick Up Artist". I looked up the book, and bought it, I am still reading it, and from the book, i got the words for the different things I did, to attract the girls.