I had an epiphany last night.
Please, to all who read. Keep a very open mind about the anologies I make in here.
Speaking in terms of the human race, we're all dogs. We all like to be teased, we all like to be obedient, and we all like to be rewarded. What I've been trying to figure out, is which sex is more like dogs. Women or men.
Let's start with dogs. How do you get a dog to do what you want?
First, you present the dog with a treat. The dog gets all excited. Wagging it's tail, jumping up and down, maybe even whimpering or barking. Now, how do you get the dog to want the treat even more? You tease the dog with the treat. Keeping the treat just out of reach from the dog. Now the dog is really excited! Ok. The whole point of the exercise. Getting the dog to do what you want. Dog's are dumb. Let's face it. Sometimes you have to repeat the command over and over again until the dog understands that you're not gonna give it the treat until the dog performs the command. Sit, stay, lie down. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Once the dog obey's and performs the command given, it recieves the treat. Good dog.
Now, this is the part that hit me like a brick to the head last night.
Women. Like to be teased. Like to be obedient. And like to get rewarded. How do you get a woman to do what you want?
Well, you present her with a treat. The girl will get excited. She may not show it, but if she wants the treat, she'll be excited. How do you make the woman want the treat even more? You tease her with it. Tease her so much, that she expresses her excitement in a visual way. Once you feel like she couldn't possibly show her excitement any more, give her a command. If she refuses the command, then you didn't tease her enough, and you need to punish her. Now, since all women like to be obedient, once you punish her, she will immediately realize the error she's made, and you can order the command again. If she obey's, give her the treat. Good girl.
Now, the same thing could be said about guys. Women know how to tease us when they want to. And they know how to take control of a situation. Like a dog pulling on a leash. But when a woman presents a guy with a treat, we are more likely to express our excitement visually, than they are. At least I know I do.
So this is my problem. Who's more like dogs? Men or Women.