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| thisisguano | PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:20 am | |
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Posts: 4 | | Sarge out with my large out
This is a lesson for my fellow Sarges out there who just cant seem to close the deal. Do not worry, up until last labor day I used to be just like you.
ONE…Go to hip bar. Go to places where the GUYS YOU WANT TO BE are at. This means loud music, pillz, and of course plenty o’ pune to slay.
TO…Find that girl THAT YOU WANT TO GET WITH. See her. Study here for a good, 5, 10 fifteen minute increments. See who she is with. What does she like to drink. Carry mace?
THREE…Walk over CONFIDENT LIKE J TRAV IN SAT NIGHT FEV. Ask if she wants to get dinner tomorrow.
FOUR…When she says yes, SUGGEST YOU COOK AT HER PLACE
FIVE…Make fresh meal….ADD CARROTS TO TASTE…seal the deal…CARROTS ARE AN AFRODEZIACT
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| I REPORT TLS | PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:02 am | |
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Posts: 3 | | On Top-Law-Schools, this is the immortal poster DINGBAT or how he is known now GUANO
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