You shouldn’t worry about women that much. I used to be scared to death to shit at school back in elementary school because teachers would take their whole class on a bathroom break and if anyone was shitting then the whole class would form a line and peek through the cracks in the door to see who's shitting and then laugh at you and spread it around school. One time my class was in the bathroom and kids started to form that line and the kid in the shitter stuck his dick through the crack in the stall and started barking at us so we wouldn't go look at his face. needless to say, we never found out who was taking a shit at school that day.

It also sucked because the shiting kids at my school would have like an internal clock that would go off if you left the room for too long to use the bathroom and then they would accuse you of taking a shit. so my trick was to sign out to go to the bathroom and then i would walk VERY VERY slowly out the door and stop and look around a little bit then VERY VERY slowly start heading towards the bathroom making sure that everyone saw how slow i was moving. then i would HAUL ASS to the bathroom and shit my brains out and wipe super fast then i would BOOK ASS back to the room and right before getting to the door way i had to walk REALLY REALLY slow and stop at the door and look around again and slowly walk in and sign out my name because i knew everyones clocks were going off alerting them that i was probably taking a shit but once they saw that i was dilly dallying they would brush it off as someone just wasting time..... not taking a shit. rough times in elementary school i tell ya, but im still here today which means i survived it, so will you.

All that to say -- whats up.