Hey guys! Before I ever knew the difference between an AFC and a PUA I always used this joke mid-convo and it always got a great response...sometime even too much of a response lol. Anyway here it goes. Enjoy!

So lets say you have already opened, kino is escalating etc...and the question of work comes up during fluff. Most PUA's i have read from say to avoid such topics of discussion at all cost (its too cliche); however, i tend to love this joke so I bring up the topic of work simply to throw this in:
PUA: You look like some genious person, are you some sort of scientist? What do you do for work?
HB: Hehe, of course not silly, blalbalbal....i do X for work. What do you do?
PUA: Well I have two jobs. My first job is X (real job), but on the side I'm actually a penguin picker upper.
HB: What the heck is that?!
PUA: Well, I'm sure you've been to the zoo before and youve seen penguins how the waddle around all the time, really stiff and all. Well you see, everytime a plane flies over they look up at it and tip over because they are so stiff. So i'm the guy who has to go around and pick them up. Its a really tough job (with big smile).

Enjoy guys! its really funny, try it on one of your friends!

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Welcome Breed to the forum and community. BTW, nice job!!

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