I have somewhat of a chequered past with women. My teenage years were crippled by two cases of crushing one-itis, the first was merely bad, the second debilitating. Yes, I was one of those, an AFC.

But in the last year I have come of age, scorning my romantic predispositions and instead embracing a string of one nighters and drunken revelry. The dream. But that was merely the prolouge, I've just started college and now my time is about to BEGIN!!

But perhaps, I can't do it entirely alone. That's where you guys come in. I've mainly relied on intuition and an aggressive personality to get what I want. There is nothing I can't effectively wing but I know that winging it is no comparison to mastery.

I both live and game by two words, aggression and offence. Although I may have a seldom seen soft side and a helping of charm. Nevertheless if I see something I want I'll take it and fuck the consequences! Now I'm in college and I want it all. This is my year, 2012/13 is mine.