Hey I joined this site because I am horrible at getting women. I just end up friend zoned. I'm freaking sick of it. I really want some help. I want to get laid but most of all I want to fall in love.

alright man, first things first, lose the attitude.
thats probly the biggest problem for most of us AFC, that "i suck" or "im not worth it" or "theres something wrong with me" attitude. im new to this as well and thats been the biggest thing i have been working on, when ever i find myself having a negative attitude i take a second to stop and think good thoughts, happy thoughts, i know it sounds like bullshit (i think so too) but it has been helping me be more social and making openers a hell of a lot easier.

i cant give you any more advice because i havnt figured anything else out. but the first thing is Your worth it. Your dont suck, your just not confident. so start there.

I absolutely agree with Phantom. First thing is to get your spirit up. We don't all feel like superstars but absolutely everybody has some redeeming feature in their arsenal to feel good about. Saying "I suck" is a step back. And i totally understand that this could be just the title of your post, and nothing to do with deep self esteem issues, but you gotta get your mind right from the get go and go from "I suck" to "I am doing this".

yeah,that..
And by all means, FUCK UP!
Make it your goal to fuck up! That's my goal and it helps. I'm not gonna tell you why. But it does!

Why is fucking up good? because it lets you learn from your mistakes. Every time a set blows up in your face, take a step back and analyze exactly what happened, where you went wrong, and how you can fix it so it never happens again. This methodical analysis also occupies you mind from thinking the bad "there's-nothing-I-can-do-I-suck" thoughts. Don't just fuck up, learn from your fuckups!

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"Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia."
-Italian Proverb
Translation:
"Who acts the sheep, the wolf shall eat."

@..ricciolino
Oi?! You ruined my mysterious exit. Die!
As much as I hate to admit it, he's right..
So it's either fucking up every set you open till you get over the I suck part..or playing with Mr. Winky. No hard feelings


But..
(dramatic music)



NEUER



FUCK



UP



THE SAME WAY



TWICE!
Cheers!