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| Piss Artist | PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:18 pm | |
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Posts: 7 | | Hey do you always do things your told not to do.
Anyway im a newbie from the uk......
A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. And a bowl of peanuts say 'ohhh wow your amazing, your great'. Then the fruit machine says 'what you on about, no he aint, look at the state of his hair and those socks dont match his shoes'. Then the barman says ' sorry the nuts are complimentry, but the fruit machine is out of order'.
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| Piss Artist | PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:30 pm | |
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Posts: 7 | | A frenchman says that when he kiss's his wife's feet she lift's off the bed 1 and half inch's. The italian man not wanting to be out done says' when i rub my wife's naval she rise's 6 inch's off the bed. An english man walking past over hear's the conversation and says 'after i've finished having sex with my wife i wipe mine on the sheet and she hits the fucking roof!'
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