Hello,
I am, obviously, new to the forum, and I find it appropriate only to introduce myself. This is planned to be separated into three sections: "Basic Information," "Background Information" (assumed to be irrelevant to the forum), and "Relevant Information."

Basic Information:
Name: Did you actually expect me to post that?
Age: ~18-19 Years
Sex: Male
Gender: Agender (Just stick with "Male" for most intents and purposes)
Orientation: Aromantic Asexual (No emotions or specific attraction, but *physical stimulation is like a drug for me*; hence, my account here...)
Religion: Agnostic Atheist
Location: Not-Important, North Carolina, United States, North America, Earth/Terra/Sol IIIa, Milky Way, Orion Arm, Local Cluster
Occupation: Student
Supposed I.Q. score: 142-150

Background Information:
Sleep cycle: Triphasic
Interests/hobbies: Nootropic experimentation and use, learning to program applications, optimizing computer performance, *Neuro-scientific research*, *psychology and N.L.P.*, Philosophy, tutoring, general mathematics, general science, studying chess, *self-improvement*, performing on a piano, performing on a trombone (jazz only), editing and analyzing essays/novels, *living???*

Relevant Information:
All with asterisks and in bold and it that follows... *I have maintained an interest in optimizing my social interaction with people, and I have, being as carelessly forthright as I am known to be, acquired quite the proverbial "thirst" for more than a hand-and-[insert substitute lubricant here] interaction from time to time. See: "Orientation." I am here, specifically, to gain specialized insight into what seduces people and how the art-form of persuasion and seduction works, especially at earlier stages.* Since this tends to be a trend from it that I have gathered in my brief time here, my dress is usually:
-No hat usually, but black fedora for special occasions
-Either casual, or occasionally actual, professional dress shirt buttoned with pocket which fits either loosely or exactly (untucked) and white undershirt (variable between v-neck and crew neck) as a constant article
-Gold-plated-and-Silver, analog watch with black face and four "golden" buttons instead of numbers
-One silver and mostly black twist ring (used as "asexuality" symbol) on right, middle finger
-Underwear, of course
-Slim-fit (definitely not skinny) jeans
-Black, calf-high/ankle socks
-Solid, black, combat boots with shoelaces worn underneath jeans.

I anticipate all of the advice which more experienced pick-up artists would not mind to, please, disclose to a new one, such as myself, who merely has intermediate psychological and sociological background and a basic understanding of N.L.P. techniques. Private messages are just as welcome as responses or forum posts.

I ANSWER LITERALLY ALL QUESTIONS WITH WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE THE ANSWER, YOU CANNOT OFFEND ME, AND NOTHING IS TOO PERSONAL!
...I am basically anonymous anyway...