Alright, so, this is the profile I'm rolling with on OKC right now, just curious what you guys think! I figured if it works well for an introduction on here, it should work on there too, right?!

My self-summary
I'm a restless person with a keen intellect and an appreciation for everything life has to offer.

I'm always looking for a deeper sense of connection and a great adventure and I find that they have a habit of going hand in hand.

What I’m doing with my life
I pose as an IT pro by day, moonlight as a mad scientist, and hone my mercenary skills on the weekends.

I’m really good at
Turning an ordinary day into an extraordinary experience, finding excuses to learn new things or finding new ways of doing old things, taking you (yes you!) from an apathetic low to a thrilling high, examining all of the perspectives of a situation before rendering any judgements.

The first things people usually notice about me:
That I'm tall and have amazing blue eyes.

Alternatively, if you're more perceptive than the average woman, that I have a sharp wit and an amazing sense of self.

The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1. Conversation
2. Humor
3. Sensuality
4. Curiosity
5. Intelligence
6. Wit

Unlike the song, I am not a material girl (well, man obviously, but that's not the song), though this is a material world.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Topics of thought that I've had recently include: how to build an Iron Man suit (damn you Arc Reactor!), wireless electricity (it's a thing, look it up!), the Higgs-Boson field and LHC experiments.

More most people's speed would be: what am I going to eat, why is my truck making that funny noise (::turns radio up::), and sex. I am a guy after all.

On a typical Friday night I am
Running amok.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Garden gnomes terrify me. So do masquerade masks. Creepy stuff.

You should message me if
You're the Black Widow, I need a good sidekick for my mercenary pursuits. I'll also accept messages from Wonder Woman or Batgirl.

Xena, PLEASE stop messaging me. I've already told you no. Twice.



Yeah, so, what's up guys!?!

If that profile does not get you laid like Mothra's egg, nothing on this earth will.

I personally do not fear Garden Gnomes., OFten we steal them, take them out on the town, then return it to it's rightful house in the moring along with all the polaroids of what we did with it the night before.

I telll you, nothing says "peacocking" like carrying around a sixty pound stone statue covered in top soil and cat piss.

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"Cleaning, baking, hot love-making. That's what girls are for."
-Michael Starr

Hah, thanks man.

I'm not really afraid of garden gnomes though. Actually, I've had a few nights out on the town with them myself. I've never tried using one for peacocking though. I'll have to give that a shot! Regardless, it was one of the more random things that came to mind that was completely from left field. Which is what I was looking for.