Möikkä Suomesta! (Hey from Finland) Expat living in Helsinki from Canada. New as #uc# to all this. Mebe long in the tooth (40 years old) but battle hardened. Primo piece of cooze lured me from Canuck-istan and now im down & out in the Attic of Europe. I suck. Hard. (no homo) All's i can say if you can't get laid in this country...you can't get laid anywhere! I am living in the land of the most BEAUTIFUL women in the world. Intimidatingly beautiful. Tall, blonde, blue, grey, green eyes, skinny and highly educated. The girls love practicing english. Most of the guys here are AFC's, nice guys for sure, but they do not approach. Just wanted to nod to the crowd and stfu, read, then do.

Honestly, between the Swedes, Finns, Russians, Estonians here...I have never been so glad to have been dumped...into a sea of gorgeous women. Now teach me to fish...