Ok iv pretty much always been an AFC with no clue when it comes to woo-ing in woo-able situations!
This is my first proper attempt since reading the Venusian artist....and it worked to my AMAZEMENT and excitement.
So i was walking through the mall during the weekend and noticed that there were lots of very cute women working for some childrens charity...i was in scruffed up leather jacket mode so i felt like being bold.
I could spot i was being approached by a very cute HB 8 so in a moment of crazyness i said to myself LETS DO IT!!! ha. The fact she approached me obviously made it somewhat easier...heres how it went!
Any helpfull criticism much appreciated..
HB: Hey i was wondering if youd like to support bla bla bla
ME: Ok young lady i hope you realise how privilaged you should now be. U see theres been alot your kind approaching me all day and iv said to myself that lucky number 5 will get the donation...and guess what??
HB: ...im number 5?
ME: Bingo!!! your alot smarter than u look (giving a cheeky smirk)
HB:Aren't we cheeky today! (whilst smiling)
ME: No my darling thats everyday! As im a busy man and youv just caught me on the way to save the human race i can only play a shorter version of this game with you...
HB: huh?
ME:Dont interupt me im talking...thats very rude....u get to pick either A-B-or C....behind one is 20cent...behind the other is 2euro...and behind the final one, well that means youv got to give me all your charity money so i can take one of your friends out to dinner, on you!
HB: (whilst laughing)..ehhh ok!?
ME: just to let you know this entire donation is resting on your shoulders...but no pressure of course...
Right give me your handsHB: ok there..
ME: right now look me in the eye and think of EXACTLY what letter your thinkin of....GOOD LORD YOUR HANDS ARE CLAMMY!! deep breathes pet its ok.
HB: ah im nervous now..
ME: you have it?
HB: yup
ME: what is it?
HB: B!!
ME: ahhh no. unlucky clammy thats the 20cent one.
HB: ah thats so not fair...
ME: ok look because im usually a nice guy im gonna give you the 2euro you deserve it...and for putting you through so much pressure i possibly may reward you with food sometime...U do eat food yes?
HB: haha yes i eat food...I actually love food on occasion.
ME: ha thank god. listen i gotta run, now youv made me really late. Just because your cute doesnt mean u can take advantage of people.
HB: (Giggles) Il take that as a compliment so..?
ME: I would if i were you...im usually pretty mean I(while smiling)
Listen give me your number and if im drunk depressed in the next few days you'l be first on my list...eh...clammy hands?
HB: oh i feel privilaged...and my name is Laurie(while entering her number)
ME: na i prefer clammy...
I finished then with a hug and a hand squeeze.....walked away...and made sure i didnt look back.
How did you think my game was overall? There were some wierd moments where i was a tad nervous but i seemed to have done the job in the end...and i actually had fun. I talked to her like i would a friend which really put me at ease!!!
Victory
