Hi, I'm new to the community, and I've used some techniques to good effect. However, I'm still very inexperienced and I need some help with a few shit tests that a girl has given me.

Shit test 1: You’re so mean.
Answer 1: My heart is for you... but my body’s for everyone. It’s on a first come first serve basis. (Said jokingly. She’s very humorous).
Answer 2: ???

Shit test 2: I love you dude! (She’s said this to me four times).
Answer 1: You’re way too nice for me (Obviously needs something to come after this.)
Answer 2: ???

Shit test 3: What’s your number (Over Facebook).
Answer 1: I don’t give my number to strange girls. But if you give me your number, I might change my mind. (She enters my frame).
Answer 2: As long as I get yours too. (My number here).

I got most of these answers from online. I have already built up a lot of attraction, so I think I need to start building comfort. If anyone has any fun new answers to use, or if you have advice on my current answers, I would love to hear it! Thank you very much.