Hey all, well i just got back form the beach and thought i would write down my sarging attempts on the beach.
Alright well this was actually the only set i opened up that day with a Hb 8 and her less attractive friend.
Well i was sitting on my boogie board and they were walking by so automatically in my head "Let the Pick up begin" so i opened them up with the 2 part kiss opener, so i wasn't even finished with my opener and her less attractive friend started a new thread. The whole time my two soccer buddies were on each side of me not saying to much bc they have game just not the game that i learned from the community
, Well anyways as were on the different thread i decided to neg her friend with the nose wiggle and she got a little self conscious but then gave me a shit test " why are u not with ur friends over there" and i replied I'm a place of comfort right now enjoying a good convo " do u think that was a good response? well anyway i did the best friend test and the rings routine which they loved so i negged my target again yet she got very hostile this time so i started talking to her less attractive friend again. So we start doing some fluff talk while i keep negging the target but she starts calling me an asshole so i decided to be nice to her a little and did the c vs u smile and gave her an ioi then she started opening a little more but was still pretty hostile. So we got on the topic on were we were staying and apparently like a few miles away except neither of us had a car. So my wing got the less attractive friends number. So as we get back to our hotel and i get the less attractive friends number and start talking to her and apparently my target (hb8) thought i was a bit of an a-hole, so i need advice how to not appear like that yet not to appear like an AFC? so anyways i stop texting her less attractive friend with me saying
Industrial62: Out of all the LAF i know i think u r my favorite( just doing some bantering)
HB0: HB 8 says that ouf of all the industrial62's shes met ever your the one she hates the most
Industrial62: Well i bet shes never met a industrial62 like me, haha so she really hates me?
HB8: haha this is HB8, and nag i dont hate you your just annoying as fuck
Industrial62: Alright nose wiggler
HB8: Whatever Dr. Phil ( she called me that after one neg i gave her)
Industrial62:What does that even mean?
HB8:When i called you dr. phil at the beach asshole
Industrial62: Haha woah enough with the name callin, yet that still doesnt explaine to me why you called me that, but hey my bad i crossed ur boundaries and i wont do it again.
HB8: haha yo im kidding im just being a bitch, your not that bad
Industrial62: Haha i was like woah why is this girl coming at me all hard, eh ur not to bad urself :/ lol.
so then she calls me and we start talkign for a bit and plan to meet up but never do bc of the distance.
So anyone's thoughts on this sarge would be greatly appreciated
-Industrial62
