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Author:  B-radd [ Fri May 16, 2008 6:12 am ]
Post subject:  Stretched-Out Opener, so funny!
This is field tested, I actually use it quite often, but only if the girls are somewhat friendly looking.

Firstly, dangle around the proximity of the set until you get eye contact with a HB. Then hold eye contact for like 3 seconds, then immediately approach.

PUA: (addressing HB you made eye contact with) OMG, I almost wore the same outfit tonight.
HB's: haha
PUA: wow, what a relief, i would have made you look terrible compared to me (neg).
HB's: haha
PUA: Ok i can only stay a second, cause me and my friends are about to terrorize the dance floor (ftc), but while your here, i need your opinion on something thats been bothering me for awhile.
HB's: haha ok, what is it?
PUA:ok but you have to promise not to laugh, cause its kind of embarrassing.
HB's: ok we promise
PUA: Like honestly, i';m not even kidding when i say i've been losing sleep over this, i need you all to give me serious answers.
HB's: omg, ok, we promise, just ask us already! haha
PUA: *pause* i don't know if i can trust you guys, your giggling. (by now they are usually dying to know what it is)
HB;s: haha, ok *pause* , *get there composure* were totally serious, and totally ready.
PUA: ok *pause*, (stretch it out some more), *pause*, sorry girls, im just a little nervous, (jokingly wipe your forhead), *pause*, ok, here we go.
HB's: k
(at this point they will all be staring at you with there full attention, which is awesome for social value in a bar)
PUA: Ok, if there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
HB's:bahahaha, what? that was it? haha, your such a tool!
(now you'll be laughing with them, and it is easy to shift into any routine, or isolate a target from here)

Note: you can switch the end catch-phrase with any stupid-funny question. The point is to make a big deal out of something that is totally irrelevant to anything.

any opinions?
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Author:  tester [ Fri May 16, 2008 7:52 am ]
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Lol, love it! I can definately see this getting some good laughs, depending on your attitude, delivery and ability to calibrate and throw the punchline while the suspense is at its highest, and not dragging it too far... Might be a bit anticlimatic, though? I would´ve felt a bit ripped off of some juicy stuff :P

Liked your outfit-opener too, btw!

But what the hell do i know, im typing this with no HB by my side :P
Author:  B-radd [ Fri May 16, 2008 7:57 am ]
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yeah i know what u mean about the anit-clamatic part.
Thats why ive always made sure they look easy going. cause that would NOT work on stuck up HB's, they'd just think it was wasting there time
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