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| Author: | Scotty Lee [ Thu May 15, 2008 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "JOKE" turned OPENER! (a must read) |
so i was at work the other day, joking around with some friends when this really old joke about a hitch-hiker was brought into the conversation. this joke has a story to it. It displays common traits that women love in a man; shows that your generous(sp?), displays mystery, and tops it off with a laugh. The key to getting a woman, is getting her laughing. This "joke" will have her in the palm of your hand, (i think)... It's not yet field tested, but i will try it. Walk up to the target HB, stand next to her, look over your shoulder and say... " So my friend and I were on our way here (where ever here may be) and we saw this guy hitch-hiking. (Okay now you've got her attention, turn about face and continue.) My friend told me not to stop, but he didnt look like a serial killer or anything and seemed pretty harmless so I stopped to give him a lift. He had this crown royal bag with him. After he told me where he was going, I got more and more curious what was in the bag. So I asked him. "NONE OF YOUR FUC*ING BUSINESS!" he said. I was getting pretty freaked out so I pulled over to a gas station, the guy went to the rest room and my friend and I left him after we came out of the store. We started driving and realized that he left the crown royal bag." that is where you stop telling the story... she'll be curious, because all females are and she'll ask, "so what was in the bag?" simply smirk and reply, "none of your fuc*ing business." then take it from there.... |
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| Author: | The_Shadow [ Thu May 15, 2008 11:47 pm ] |
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Great... But wheres the Newbie Question? |
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| Author: | Goldeneye [ Fri May 16, 2008 6:31 am ] |
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Okay, I despise jokes (I prefer to rely strictly on off-the-cuff one-liners and the occasional line swiped from a movie or TV show), but that was hilarious and I'm totally using it. |
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| Author: | Bidyah [ Fri May 16, 2008 8:30 am ] |
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Quote: Okay, I despise jokes (I prefer to rely strictly on off-the-cuff one-liners and the occasional line swiped from a movie or TV show), but that was hilarious and I'm totally using it.
it's kinda funny... i guess i don't have a sense of humor... 
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| Author: | Scotty Lee [ Fri May 16, 2008 8:47 am ] |
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dont use it as a joke... if they know its a joke, you might fumble the opener... tell it like it happened to you yesterday.. reel them in on it... the problem i would see with opening with a movie quote is, if you try to make it your own and they've seen the movie... dunn dunn... lol |
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