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I also make a lot of jokes by using language and stuff, but I really don't know how I can teach you to learn that.
I m curious how u do that.Ok, the way i make jokes i think it's just a way to look at life. It sounds corny, but it really is. When someone tells me I always look on other meanings of the word.
For example, I was watching tv with a couple of friends and on a commercial for an program they were telling about Biological parents. I said oh I don't have biological parents, I have battery cage parents.
I don't know if you get the joke cause the meaning lost in the translation i think. That's because I used the word biological from parents to use it in a way of eggs (but do biological eggs excist as a word in English?).
An other thing I really like to do is to say contradicting things. I think this one is better to explain and for you to understand (if you're smart enough
)"Women always use generalizations"
And when someone ask you what's a good about you (in a way like good listener, funny etc), I say something like:
"Well my friends told me I can think for myself so that's a good one."
I hope this helps you a bit more. Wow now i'm typing this I think I know how it's for you. It's very hard to explain this stuff.
But in general humour is most of the times a contradicting or an unusal thing, that's what makes it funny. I always try to make POSITIVE humour or sarcastic but I never make racial jokes cause they're just not funny. The only thing they show is that you're an pathetic loser. Cause that's what racists are.
I like to tell my boss in a funny way to say that he has to work harder (to turn the tables hehe). However, i'm dutch. A famous dutch song says:
(about the Netherlands) A country full of protesting groups, no manager is really the boss. So if you're a Japanese I don't think that would be the smartest thing to say lol.
Oh, while writing I remember a specific situation. When you're at a supermarket and one counter don't have a row, always go to that one. If it's a pretty girl you can easily tease her by saying oh I feel bad for you, nobody wants to stand in your row. You should smile more. I did that one a couple of days ago and that girl was stalking me yesterday lol.
People often say to me that they can't tell whether I'm joking or not. That's very useful i found out:
*You show that you don't care if they don't like your joke
*It will give the joke more meaning and tension
*People don't know they're being fooled. I always have a great time when I'm making fun of someone and he/she 's the only one who doensn't know it.
Yesterday when I was at a pub I pretend to be very angry at a stranger cause he pointed at me. As i was telling him about how rude it is I was constantly pointing at him. All his friends were laughing and he didn't know it. Even his GF was making fun of him, and she searched my attention. But i felt a bit bad for the kid so my friend and I were about to leave. She said: "no don't leave." and I said if you know my name I stay (i didn't gave it to anyone). She knowed my name so I said wow that's creepy I think I go cause I don't want to be stalked AGAIN. Again they laughed but I did go, cause I felt hard for the kid
.Wow this is actually quite a long post, I just can't get enough of humour
. Ask again if you wanna know something cause i'm enjoying helping you. Later!
