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| Author: | BrasilianPatriot [ Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
So this cougar who is kind of close wants me to bone her. Thing is she is pretty "dirty", she probably had sex with tons of guys and smokes like a pack of ciggarettes per day. She is really hot, works out alot, has huge fake boobs and got two ribs removed so she looks nice. But don't you guys think it would be weird? Remembering the first time being with a fkin cougar? So I think it's wiser to pass this. My friend told me if she sucks your dick you can get aids too so yeah. |
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| Author: | R.C [ Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
lmao. |
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| Author: | Autoregressive [ Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Double wrap? Bring some 95% alcohol wipes and sneak off into bathroom after sex and rub yourself down? Or if you're really next level, try a UV germicidal lamp on top of all of that. Tell her its for indoor tanning. Oh, and definitely no saaking ze poosee meet on that one... cause I know you're into that shit, alright? |
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| Author: | Cross De Lena [ Wed Apr 26, 2017 5:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
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| Author: | BrasilianPatriot [ Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Yea thanks dude, I'll send you a pm because theres a bigger problem in this all |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
You can usually tell by the smell. |
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| Author: | BrasilianPatriot [ Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Please give advice here guys, stop jerking around. This is serious buiseness, If I want a bj I could just say "give me a bj now" but at the same time I think itll be pretty shitty for a first timer. Do i go for the experience or wait to eat some chick my age at first? |
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| Author: | Mr. Assertive [ Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
What advice is there to give...you want us to talk you out of banging a cougar? LOL Don't be a sheep...make your own decision. |
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| Author: | Arch Stanton [ Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Pass. I would never sleep with a girl if I had to get a vote. |
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| Author: | R.C [ Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
You're not a teenager. |
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| Author: | BrasilianPatriot [ Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Quote: You're not a teenager.
She's the maid who works at my house mate.Anyways, guys, i'm just saying that this seems weird because of the age difference which, when I'm like 75 I won't really like remembering this as the first time. |
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| Author: | R.C [ Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Kid, if your first time were with the house maid, at 75 you'd consider yourself a fucking legend. And if you don't do it, at 75 you'll consider yourself a fucking pussy. |
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| Author: | oceanx [ Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
I was going to say no until you said Quote: two ribs removed
hott!(Is she going to be providing a barf bag prior to said intercourse?) |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
Quote: She's the maid who works at my house mate. 
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| Author: | BrasilianPatriot [ Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAve sex with weird cougar or not? |
LOL she kind of looks like the woman in that photo tbh. I guess i'm going for it. But just one thing, my line to fuck her will be, when she says her head hurts or some shit ill answer "they say anal sex cures anything" and i'll try to assfuck her. So guys, do condoms break easy? And also, can you get disease from a blowjob? |
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