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| Author: | notbart [ Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
I have some exciting news. I think a lot of you will appreciate this. I am a regular poster here. Some of you look at me as a comedic character. Ever since last week I have been trying to figure out how to word this. I decided I am not going to associate this with my regular account because I am paranoid. So I picked a completely random username so nobody figures out who I am. December 3, 2016 around 8 pm local time I tell her in broken Spanish "but I am a virgin" She says "I will help" I say "you will teach me?" She say "yes" Thank lord jesus I took Spanish in high school, since she spoke zero English. I pay for the hotel and we go to the room and I tell her one of my fantasies is a girl peeing on me. She pees on me. She tells me she has to take a quick shower. I tell her my other fantasy is taking a shower with a girl. I get in the shower with her. We both get out of the shower. She puts a condom on my erect cock. bj then sex. Guys, I am soooo disappointed in sex. It was nothing like I had imagined. Masturbation is 100x more pleasurable. Fuck you dragula! I always imagined I would write "I lost my virginity!" as the post title and my standard grammys speech in the body of the post. But I am not going to do that because I am just so disappointed, THIS is what I have been chasing all my life? Are you kidding me? All those girls who rejected me, all those times that I got upset due to a rejection? all those times that I kept playing a conversation in my head, wishing I had said something else? Last night I went to an event and this gorgeous girl was there. She kept looking at me. I am pretty sure she was available. I didn't bother talking to her. Not worth it. No thanks, I will masturbate. On the plus side, she said my cock is bigger than the average cock. she said something like "I am surprised with a skinny body like that you have such a big cock" and at some point I felt like I was legit hurting her. you're going to say “of course she would say that” but I am pretty sure she wasn't bullshitting. Also, I guess my social anxiety has gone down a little and I am starting to relate to people a little? The next day I get back and start feeling guilty. "oh no, what have I done?" I could not sleep for three nights because I thought I had caught HIV or some other STD. I kept going to the bathroom and checking my cock for any rashes or warts or signs of an STD. so far nothing but some STDs take 3 months to show up so I am just waiting at this point. So is that what pussy feels like? Why did I not enjoy it? Is it because she wasn't "tight"? I don't even know what tight means, because I have nothing to compare to. Is it because the condom was too thick? I just didn't feel like I am inside someone. |
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| Author: | Curtis72 [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 3:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
How old are you? |
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| Author: | HARDBALLPLAYER [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
"I ain't a killer but don't push me. Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy"-Tupac Look man, I'm gonna have to go with Tupac on this one.... |
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| Author: | nr32 [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 7:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
Notbart? Is that a reference to bartm? |
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| Author: | Curtis72 [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
Quote: Notbart? Is that a reference to bartm?
Nothing gets past you
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| Author: | PUALearning2PUA [ Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
Quote: So I picked a completely random username so nobody figures out who I am.
I'm lost already.
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| Author: | R.C [ Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: December 3, 2016 at approximately 8 pm |
Quote:
Guys, I am soooo disappointed in sex. It was nothing like I had imagined. Masturbation is 100x more pleasurable. Fuck you dragula!
That's because you're a novice at sex and an expert at masturbation.
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