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| Author: | bartm [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | very strange coincidence |
2 nights ago I got a text message on my phone: "hey. whats up?" I thought it's one of those spam bots that are trying to find phone numbers. so I didn't respond. The next day, the same number texts me: Bart? I figured no, it's a real person. I asked "who is this?" she says "this is Jessica. You gave me your number last week on xyz blvd and told me to call you" strange thing: i WAS on xyz blvd last week, my name IS bart, but i have never met this person. i tried to explain this to her, but she thinks i am playing games and i am the guy she met last week. she says the guy was middle eastern looking, i AM middle eastern looking. we exchanged 90 messages. she says she is latina, I told her i like latinas. she asked me how big my dick is and wanted a picture? she even qualified herself, she says she is a good girl and doesn't sleep around. i can tell she is horny for this guy. at the end, I told her again "listen, you have the wrong number, I am not the guy you met." she says "you have problems. I am the wrong girl for you, I dont have time for games. bye" WTF? yes, I was on xyz blvd last week, but I can assure you I never gave my number to a girl named Jessica. in fact, I never gave my number to any girl. It's not like I have such an abundance of girls in my life that I wouldn't remember. I doubt it's someone trying to play a prank on me. i dont know anyone that would do that. But she made me so horny guys, sexting is great. she motivated me to find a fwb, i would love to sext some more. is it possible for me to meet this jessica girl and fuck her? |
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| Author: | JackZero [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
LMAO...Bart you kill me. Maybe you actually had a Tyler Durden Fight Club moment where another personality took over so you can actually meet women. |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Quote: is it possible for me to meet this jessica girl and fuck her? |
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| Author: | bartm [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Quote:
Do you know how to reach her?
I dont know if this is a rhetorical question?obviously, i have her number so yes? |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Bart, seriously, I am starting to think you deliberately, or subconsciously fuck things up, because your so afraid of what would happen if you actually got in front of a naked girl irl. |
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| Author: | bartm [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Quote: Bart, seriously, I am starting to think you deliberately, or subconsciously fuck things up, because your so afraid of what would happen if you actually got in front of a naked girl irl.
maybe. but this is a unique situation. are you telling me to go meet her? wouldn't she know "this is not the same guy"? |
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| Author: | Heywood Jablowme [ Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Quote: Quote: Bart, seriously, I am starting to think you deliberately, or subconsciously fuck things up, because your so afraid of what would happen if you actually got in front of a naked girl irl.
maybe. but this is a unique situation. are you telling me to go meet her? wouldn't she know "this is not the same guy"? Bart, sometime you just gotta sit yourself down, and speak some real shit to yourself. |
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| Author: | Mr. Assertive [ Thu Oct 06, 2016 5:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
LOL. This is why I like the Bart troll. Just funny stuff. |
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| Author: | R.C [ Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Fml.
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| Author: | Eddie Fews [ Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Just when you thought the guy was serious about getting better and improving . |
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| Author: | Jay (Majik) [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
Bart...... When I was selling cars, occasionally I'd get people calling asking if we had a particular car and that car was already sold. However, I would lie to them, knowing they would be pissed off, and tell them the car was still there with hopes that I could diffuse the situation and sell them something else. It was better than sitting there with my thumb up my ass and that's how you make deals. If I had some girl that I didn't remember ever talking to (no matter how sure I was I'd never met her) that randomly texts my phone saying she's into me.... I'd probably Atleast see if I was interested and play along. If you meet up with in person and she realizes she has no idea who you are, deal with it then. Otherwise, maybe the reason you aren't fucking any girls is because you like telling them no.. what the fuck? |
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| Author: | Ricardo999 [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
I wouldn't even get to anywhere near 90 messages..... |
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| Author: | New-Dawn [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: very strange coincidence |
If this is not a troll post, and i hope it is, it is a troll phone call. I had a couple from a crazy ex girlfriend in the past. |
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